Well, I'd start with the usual guy things...wake up and scratch my bits, go to the toilet, pee on the seat and not have the sense to actually wipe my mess up, scratch myself some more...the obvious - sex with a partner and some self loving.
Walk around the house naked and swing my man bits around expecting female to be impressed.
Watch sport with my hand down my pants...
Go car shopping. Would be great to have a car sales person actually talk to me about the important car stuff and not open with "oh, this pretty car comes in 7 lovely colors and has 14 mirrors".
Hmmm, scratch myself some more just to make sure my dangly bits didn't drop off between lunch and dinner (I assume that is why guys feel the need to grab themselves constantly).
Pee outside without having to squat down and risk peeing on my own foot.
Eat dinner and burp as loudly as possible and look pleased with my appreciation of the meal.:P
Scratch myself some more. ;).
Drift off to sleep with my hands down my pants...just in case is disappears while I'm sleeping...
Well boys that sums you up -Court
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Walk around the house naked and swing my man bits around expecting female to be impressed.
Watch sport with my hand down my pants...
Go car shopping. Would be great to have a car sales person actually talk to me about the important car stuff and not open with "oh, this pretty car comes in 7 lovely colors and has 14 mirrors".
Hmmm, scratch myself some more just to make sure my dangly bits didn't drop off between lunch and dinner (I assume that is why guys feel the need to grab themselves constantly).
Pee outside without having to squat down and risk peeing on my own foot.
Eat dinner and burp as loudly as possible and look pleased with my appreciation of the meal.:P
Scratch myself some more. ;).
Drift off to sleep with my hands down my pants...just in case is disappears while I'm sleeping...
Well boys that sums you up -Court
What would you do_?
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