If you were a guy for a day...

[That-Guy]

What sort of things would you do?

You were 6'2, muscular and handsome man who was wealthy.

- punch people?

- Lift heavy things?

- Hit on women strangely?

This is inspired by the other "what would you do if you were a girl" question.

Updates

+1 y

So it seems like women are interested in:

1. Guy's being able to pee.

2. Very open to having sex with a girl because of their gender.

3. Using their new found physical strengths to beat up ex b/f's.

4. charming girls and helping guys.

Updates

+1 y

5. spying / gathering info's on guys.

6. jerking it and oral.

7. Taking their shirts off and walking around.

I think the most interesting thing is that girls are much more willing to do another chick than a guy in the same predicament.

[Anonymous]

If I was a man for a day I'd figure out in there minds what there attracted to with the female sex, what catches mens attention to the females in a good way, then when I'm female again I can tell if he thinks I'm hot haha and what he thinks of my personality is that attractive also? I'd ask other men what they think about *myself as a female* see if they think I'm hot or not haha

I'd love to play football to try and understand more why they love it so much, and the buzz they actually get from playing football.. to feel that male adrenaline rush something I'm curious about and don't understand as I've watched my boyfriend play football and it ain't all that great hehe

If I was tall and handsome with loads of money, I'd buy nice clothing for myself as a male, nice hair cut, and I'd buy the most attractive car going and I'd drive around all day thinking I'm wonderful, I'd also get out out my car eventually and ignore all the attention I got from tacky females, I know all the girls would be eyeing me up so I'd walk past and ignore them because I'd picture them to be all over him and flaunting it, gold diggers.. they'd be like arghh because he didn't give her any attention haha! I'd wind girls up that are tacky and slutty and are all over me. cause I think that is rather pathetic as a female. I'd be nice to other woman who are actually respectable and I'd be really cool mate to the males, have fun joke around ask am I hot as a female if I walked past them haha

Something that doesn't attract me would be kissing another female as a man for a day or having sex ewww but you know in reality if your a man, that's what men do. Not that id kiss another guy if I was male for the day either :P

I'd figure out the way males have fun, it would be great not to be so emotional and take things to heart so much and be able to wind each other up in a jokin way. The way they ignore problems as if it doesn't matter. that's it :)

[That-Guy]

Great answer!

Why do girls hate sluts so much?

[lefthand]

For two basic reasons

1. sluts ruin the market for women who want sell sexual favors dearly (you have to marry them to get laid

2. Because the "sluts" are able to have the sex they want to have but feel socially constrained

3. Because sluts are getting the men they want for themselves.

[Opinion Owner]

What about men that don't like sluts? My boyfriend is a male and doesn't like sluts.

I don't agree with anything you say there "lefthand"

I hold more respect and find it more attractive when a man doesn't sleep around, when that guy is more picky and fussy with who he beds is a plus from me. If I find out about a guy I like has slept with the local bike it will put me off him. If that guy beds anything what does it say if he was to slept with me?

[SemiShy]

If you were a guy, all your guy friends would think you're a fag :T

Also, you'd probably get your ass kicked for being so pompous.

But I'll let you in on a secret, the REALLY fun thing to do as a guy (Just in case you ever do become one) is to be really nice to a "respectable" girl and then turn around and leave her for like 4 "sluts"... at once.

[Opinion Owner]

Good luck finding 4 girls at onced, boy you can dream hahaha

[Christina_20]

Because probably cos the sluts take the boyfriends of nonsluts.....

[Opinion Owner]

Sluts are just cheap looking, have you ever seen a real attractive slut?

[That-Guy]

Attractive slut? yes I have.

Have you seen an attractive a-hole? Probably.

[Bananachick]

My boyfriend AND his friends don't like sluts; anyone who calls a guy a fag because he has morals is a homophobic moron. NOT ALL MEN ARE THE SAME. There are good men out there, people! Men who want more then just the clap!I personally don't hate sluts. A lot of my friends are "slutty". They don't bother me very much. They're just really lonely and have low self esteem. Most of them sleep with the guys because they hope if they give good sex it'll make the guys fall in love with them.

[chiefnavarro]

I don't like sluts and people can't kick my ass

[That-Guy]

Sluts are great short term fun but I'd never stay with her. Every girl that has been easy is always a short term thing..

[Wanderlust124]

If you don't respect "sluts" then you don't respect women. Women have a right to wear what thy want sleep with as many men or woman as they wish to and they should not be judged by anybody because hey guess what, that's her right!
We need to stop condemning women who like to have lots of casual sex as dirty sluts and whores and stop putting men who have lots of casual sex on pedestals! Seriously!!! come on guys how are we ever going to be equal in society if we keep condeming women as "less respectable" or as "gold diggers" and whores just because they may wish to have certain amounts of sex or be attracted to money, it's just so annoying and its such a double standard!!!
And for all of you whom are wondering yes I am a feminist no I'm not a "slut" im actually a virgin (im also 14) and I believe we should treat every with respect regardless of gender, sexuality, race, age, the amount of people they sleep with or what attracts them to any other human being!

[Anonymous]

I would go out & find the mot attractive females ( to me that is) Try to befriend them, hangout with them, see exactly how are it really is, to not think about sex, & I would carry around a notebook, & just document everything I did & my reaction to it as a man... I would save that book so that wen I was re- womaned , I would do the same exact things as a woman, & compare & look to what sorts of differences there were..

I would also go to some MEN's talk group, or a locker room, & listen to what guys say about each other & there relationship to woman.. I would have a bunch of questions that I would throw out randomly.

I would find the guy that the real me has a crush on & try to get info out of hi bout how he feels about woman relationships life & maybe even me.

I wold do a buch of physical stuff, & write it down to compare,to see how much different it is, from when I am a woman.

i would def. be careful about not letting anyone fall and love with me, as I knew I could not commit.

I would probably masturbate , to see how it feels for a guy to have an orgasm - would not want to have ex tho...

( I wonder anyways about how difficult it s to have an erection, I mean how much it cuts into your day.)

I would go to the beach & take of my shirt, & go swimming.

iIf I am rich,can I buy stuff that last for when I am not rich? If so, I would like a trampoline.

[That-Guy]

Haha love the answer.

[Anonymous]

I wouldn't fight people, oddly enough, I wouldn't see the point - if I really wanted to fight anyone I would want to do it as me. I wouldn't have much interest in girls, probably, even though I'm objectively curious as to what sex is like from a guys perspective it still wouldn't be worth going through with it. I think really what I would do is just go see how the world reacted to me. See what was different, how people acted. See if I was taken more seriously. I'd probably ruin it if I said more than a few words to any one person - the part of my brain that controls logic atrophied long ago, and I can't conceive of that being different and still being me at all, so I imagine it as just a physical change vs. a mental one. I would feel so free, though. Not having to worry about being hit on by random/creepy guys would be lovely, I would be able to be open and relaxed. I think I would try being assertive, without having to worry about people thinking I'm a bitch. It'd probably be really eye-opening, but it would definitely have to be for only a day or something, too long and I'd start to over-analyze everything again and defeat the whole point.

[That-Guy]

Good thoughtful answer. Thanks.

[jbone79]

The Answers women gave are hysterical. lmao, ladies seriously...You all watch waaaay too much tv. All the answers put together made me think of some male model from a men's health magazine living a day in the life of a porno actor on the set of a Chuck Norris Action movie.

I'm suprised no girls wanted to rob a bank with acrew of guys or be involved in a "heist" ( Thank you Dane Cook)

No Girls wanted to be the leader of any country in world, no woman wanted to start any wars. (Thank you ladies. No wars was a good trend to see!)

No ladies wanted to be a race car driver, or a jet pilot, a fireman, or a cop. No woman wanted to be a Tank Commander, a Lumber Jack, or the front man of a Rock Band...I'm really suprised that the concentration was mostly on football.

I can understand the reverse fascination of sexual activity and reproductive organs. typical, but overall this was a good one! I like it. I'm wondering what men would do If we were a women for a day -j

[Chameleon120]

From all of the answers I'm seeing from girls, I'm thinking that girls don't understand our sex lives totally, Because of all of the girls saying "id have sex with a girl" like its nothing...In a mans world its not the easiest thing to get sex. I mean just think about it. If a guy walks up to a girl he knows and says, "lets have sex" he's probably gonna get slapped. But if a girl walks up to a guy she knows and says "lets have sex" the answer is gonna be YES 99% of the time (if the guy isn't gay that is).I don't wanna sound like a douche, but its true.You girls are Lucky!

[That-Guy]

Good point and very true.

Girls also do this, they would have sex with a girl. If you were a girl, would you get penetrated? No right? whereas, girls don't even care.

[Anonymous]

-i will def. sleep with my ex's girlfriend who happens to be my ex bff just to make him feel how bad is it to be cheated on

after I have sex with her I will tell her that she's a dirt little slut- because she is.

-i would love to have conversations with men to know what the hell they talk about and how do they think, guys who might interest me that would b awesome to get to know who they really are and what they really want without havin to listen to all the other crap we need decode when we hear, because like guys say somethin and mean something else, its just confusing guys, but well yea if I'm a guy I will def. know what everything actually means so that I know

-sex is a def. since being a girl makes sex a very special thing, I would love to see how it feels to guys is it even as special?

-i would party at night like an animal get wasted and no one would call me a slut or a whore but a party animal

- play sports and show off my male swagger

- show off my strength and lift heavy things like they are nothing

pretty much that if I find more things I wanna do for sure gonna come back and tell u

[That-Guy]

You understand that when guys share things about the girls they like it's usually pretty general if he's not already dating her. Something like this:

"Ya dude I met her (insert awesome his game is). She's got huge (insert body critics). She is a (insert occupation). I'm going to try to take her (insert date idea)."

That's basically the skeleton guys use to describe the chick he's into. Maybe a few things about her personality here and there but not nearly as detailed as girls go into.

[Techan]

I think your confusion comes the fact that you think guys say one thing and mean another... we don't do that. We are very simple, direct and straightforward. We say what we mean. GIRLS are the ones that always say one thing and mean another. See https://ifaq.wap.org/sex/girlspeak.html for what I mean. Maybe if you stop trying to overcomplicate things by assuming that guys don't mean what they say, you'll be less confused.

[timberlake]

i'd pee immediately. I want to know how hard it is to aim because potty training my nephew was a bitch and a half, haha

i'd write a book explaining the mail mind and send it to my female address and write URGENT on the outside of the box so I read as soon as I'd turn back into myself. that way I can understand the workings of a male mind clearly.

i'd find a guy who beats on his girl and whoop his f***ing ass

i'd get aroused so I can know who it feels like to have an erection

walk around bare chested

chest bump another dude

hit on various women to see if it's really that hard to talk to girls (as so many guys claim)

[timberlake]

Male mind not mail mind, haha

[That-Guy]

Haha. good answer

[NaniDoll]

ok this sounds fun

Go camping and p*ss on trees. I love camping but I swear I try not to drink anything.

then play foot ball wiith out worring if the guy that just tackled me wasgroping me.

the ummmm go to the gym with no shirt.

then be the perfect boyfriend ever. hooking up with a girl as a guy would be interesting. just like pick her up in the most romatic way.

idk I don't think making out with a girl as a girl would feel the same as makingout with a girl as a guy (not that I am dissatisfied)

ok that's all I can think of. I loved that question

[That-Guy]

I think every girl has this secret desire to make out with girls and be a lesbian.

[NaniDoll]

Haha I am bi hun I have made out with guys and girls... well versed in all anatomy

[That-Guy]

Oh, so this little experience would be an extra special treat for you.

[NaniDoll]

Yes indeed it would be

but temporarily.

peeing in the woods would be great

but I would want my boobs and clothes and shoes.

GOD THE SHOES

you can't wear pumps as a man.... well you shouldnt

[coco489]

If I were a boy, I think I could understand how it feels to love a girl -- I swear I'd be a better man. I'd listen to her 'cause I'd know how it hurts when you lose the one you wanted 'cause he's taken you for granted, and everything you had got destroyed. If I were a boy...

Haha, sorry I had to. Now that f'in song will be stuck in my head for the next few days. But in all seriousness my number one priority would be doing some major digging in the male brain to get some sort of understanding on your mind boggling behavior. Probably pick a few fights with girls to see what ACTUALLY goes through a guys head during arguments and what not. Then yes of course I would want to mess around with some gals and see what it's like to be on the other end -- sexually. Although thinking about it that would be totally weird. If I ever woke up a dude I would probably have the biggest freak out ever shortly followed by a severe heart attack.

[Littletad]

Your cute.

[coco489]

Lol why thank you sir =)

[JustDance]

Is being a guy really that bad lol ;)

[That-Guy]

Here's my rendition: "if I were a girl, I'd stop crying and fussing over trivial things that don't matter in the end. I'd try to stop changing the man I love because he never puts pressure on me. If I do however try to change his emotions than I should change my physical looks to what satisfies him. If I were a girl."

[coco489]

Hahah nice. My friends actually made a complete rendition of it and it's hilarious. But yours has a good point.

[fleeble]

JustDance, your rendition is epic.

[Techan]

What is it with girls and being so baffled by guys. We are idiotically simple! Maybe you're trying to give us too much credit. We're not as complex as you and we never will be. Stop trying so hard and always look for the simplest answer and you will have guys figured out.

[coco489]

...I really don't think you're always that simple. I have some baffling guy behavior that would probably even have YOU scratching your head for an answer.

[sweet17]

i would:

*jerk off

*put on cologne

*pee standing up

*go in the men's bathroom see what that's like

*I would hit on the first attractive girl that I saw

*I would go on dates

*get laid...get a bj, hj

*get in a fight with a douche bag that really needed his ass kicked and then kiss my new girlfriend after I was done kicking his ass.

...I would pick her up, kiss her passionately, take her out to a fancy restaurant, then to an R rated movie -we wouldn't watch half the movie. Then we'd go home and have sex.

*The next day I would go out and buy a Bentley and drive to work in it.

*I would go shopping at expensive stores in the men's section.

*Then I'd go to LA fitness and workout and get my manly swagger on.

*Then I'd jet off to Cali for the weekend and go surfing and see how many Cali girls I can attract.

*Then I'd come home and see my really hot girlfriend and have amazing sex with her.

the end

[aliba]

You only get one day......

[That-Guy]

Haha... Almost sounds like you want to jump ships here..

[Jolly-Green-Giant]

The guys bathrooms are pretty lame. The girls on the other hand have vending machines and all sorts of stuff.

[coco489]

...vending machines of tampons haha. Ooooohhh how exciting =P

[valentin87]

"get in a fight with a douche bag that really needed his ass kicked and then kiss my new girlfriend after I was done kicking his ass." you expcet guys to be mature but if you were one you'd beat up another guy just to steal his girl. wow, very mature. hahaha..... and why do you think your "victims" girlfriend would date you? just because you beat up her boyfriend? hahaha.... are girls so easy to impress? wow, I need to check this. where does your boyfriend live? gimme his address!

[That-Guy]

Well.. it's in their fantasy to just have strength to make all of those who hurt them pay. I think as guys... we're just used to having the option. I mean... if I we could be girls... imagine all the perverted things we'd do....

endless.

[sweet17]

Valentin87, I never said it was the victim's girlfriend!!

[Anonymous]

haha I love this question!

I would...

1.) Jack off

2.) Jack off again.. haha

3.) Have sex with a woman to see how it feels for a guy

4.) Be more comfortable and carefree

5.) Enjoy not being stared at and analyzed by men!

6.) Take a shower and enjoy the fact that my hair dried almost instantly

7.) Then enjoy leaving the house without putting any makeup on and still looking acceptable!

8.) Oh and I have to add, enjoy leaving the house with baggy comfortably fitting clothes instead of having to wear the tight clothes made for women! :)

[That-Guy]

Being a guy is great.

[Opinion Owner]

Definitely has its advantages! haha

[GoodManDave]

5) You'd still be stared at and analyzed by men... just in a different way, hopefully. And in this case, you'd have girls to worry about attracting.

6) Quick drying hair is not a guy thing so much as a "shorter hair thing."

8) Depending on where you work though, you might have to wear a constricting tie. or to impress the girls you might have to wear some tight fitting clothes and be all buff.

[Opinion Owner]

Haha try wearing female jeans that are available at stores and then you will see how uncomfortable female clothes can be. but I see your point... we don't have to conform...

[Subotai]

What you don't get about being a guy is getting sex is not quite that easy. I know for a lot of girls If they just decided to throw worries/caution to the wind and lower their standards they know they can get laid any time anywhere. Part of being a man is not having as easy of access to sex. Well I guess if you were a man for a day and really wanted to try it you could just break out a 100 and pay for a hooker lol, that's really not that satisfying though

[Opinion Owner]

Haha that was funny! so you've tried that hooker thing? yeah I guess that would suck if it was really hard to get laid, but the issue lies in the fact that a lot of men are looking for one night stands and aren't 'getting laid easily' because the women don't know them well. If most guys were looking for relationships, then they would get laid.. a lot!

[drakal76]

Just curious (to know from a girl's perspective), why jerk off??

[Opinion Owner]

Well mainly because I would wanna experience how it felt.. that and it seems so easy to get off... easy to find the "right" spot cause the whole thing is the right spot! lol seems fun!

[runnerchick39]

Lets see, hmmm I like this question. Well if I was a guy for a day I would first figure out how your stupid boy minds work. I would analyze every part of it. I would probably check out my muscles a lot & experiment with peeing. Men also seem to enjoy cracking jokes and acting like total slobs. Us women cannot do that so I would lose almost all of my manners for about half of the day. I have always wondered what it feels like to have sex for a guy. So I would probably screw my girlfriend or some random chick also. I wuld see what anal, and oral feels like for a guy and I would also act stupid in a locker room. I have heard some of the locker room stories from guys in at my school & oh my god its disgusting. But anyways I would love to be a man for a day just for the experience.

[dtxxx]

for me if I was a guy I would just want to know what they are actually thinking and how they would react. I don't think I would want to be the one doing all the things just actually knowing what their thought process is. I would want to know what turns them on the most and how they do things. for me I would just go and chill with their friends and find out what they talk about when no girl is around and what they think of certain people. I wouldn't want to have sex with other girls because I like boys even if I was in a boys body. but I think it would be kind of fun.

[coolguy93939]

i wanna play too

im a man, but I'm not wealthy

so

id invest money and make moar!

then just get enough so me and

my family can survive somewhere

f***ing cool. like high up

in a mountain or somewhere in a

forrest and sh*t. and live there. and grow bud

the end

[That-Guy]

Basically.. you turned into a wealthy guy and send money back to yourself.

then smoke a lot of weed in the moutains..

beautiful

[linksterboy]

BEST. THING. EVER.

[ArabSweetie]

HAHA that would be sooo nice!

I would...

1) p*ss everywhere

2)check out girls and sleep with them...

3) masturbate haha

4)check myself out in the mirror, take pics of myself naked and keep them for when I become a girl again =D

5) I would be very pervy hahahaha like ''hey baby wats up? wanna spend the night?'' and grab girls asses and boobs hahaha

6) go for a run shritless and show my abs and sexy shoulders to the world

7) have fun!

I LOVE You GUYS you are so sexy and I do love the fact that you don't listen to us (in general) because I don't listen to you all the time neither hahaha

[Titi18]

Lol same here

[That-Guy]

You sound like you'd have a blast.

[ILoveCefalu]

If I were a guy, I would look forward to no more menstral cramps, no more bloating, no more societal pressure not to have sex, and I would so go a L.A.I.R.E. convention and kick ass.

Also, I'm pretty sure that If I switched bodies with some hunk, then he would be in my body. Following this logic, I would have sex with him while in his body and with him in my body. See what the bj hype is about.

[denyfortunes]

That's an awesome answer!

[Christina_20]

Um not trying to be naive but what is a L.A.I.R.E. convention??

[ILoveCefalu]

It's a kind fo geeky thing where you dress up in Medieval costumes and battle with other people. Watch Role Models for more infrmation.

[CollegeGirl21]

I probably would jerk off for a good majority of the day. Honestly I would probably ejaculate on everything I could. Also I would go around asking people to touch my penis. I probably would end up in jail, but when I am not a guy any longer they will realized they made a mistake. I probably would just ejaculate on random people walking by, yah I know, but as a girl I love my guy jizzing on me, so taking it up a notch.

[That-Guy]

"but as a girl I love my guy jizzing on me,"

You deserve a raise.

[tammymac]

So cool a question lol

I'd have to check out my new equipment, I'd stroke it and see what felt the best.

I'd play with my balls

I'd get a blow job by both a girl & a guy just to see the differences

I'd have sex with both a girl & a guy again just to see the differences

I'd do anything and everything sexually that I could think of just to say I did it.

I would talk to my guy friends just to see how the thinking process works inside a male brain as it is very obvious that it DOES NOT work the same as it does in the female brain.

I would see how easy it is to pick up a girl

I would visit the guys locker room in my gym and get a feel for what really goes on when no women are around (plus I'd check out the competition)

Oh yes and I would PEE standing up lol

[Bailey]

I would most definitely wank myself first thing in the morning. Then do the laundry, wash the dishes, clean the house and mow the lawn to freak my wife out.

[horny_guy42]

LOL

[That-Guy]

Haha.

[JustDance]

Morning wood lol

[Bailey]

Oh yeah and how could I forget this......BONUS if my wife is in actuality my husband being the girl for a day. Payback!!! "trust me baby you'll like it".

[Takkunlee]

I would bang both guys and girls. I would hope that it were winter at the time so that I could write my name in the snow. But if it were summer then I could wear a man thong on the beach. Getting a bj is a must and I'd probably get a few from several different people to see who did the best job. I would get hard then do a helicopter. I would see if I could superman.

[Similipoulette]

The first thing I would do is pee. Then I would hit on girls that I think are hot, and would hang out with my boyfriend to see what him and his friends really talk about when I'm not there. And I would beat up my ex, because he thought he was so cool. And I would totally cock-block my boyfriend's ex-roommate.

[Niko-r]

I would totally talk to the guy I like about myself after befriending him and find out what he thinks of me! LOL devious and sneaky I know! But I'm curious!

[That-Guy]

I would do something similar but it's so juicy too hear.

[Eartha]

W00t great idea!

[sweetmisery14]

I would go and try to get laid as much as I could. Definitely want to experience an orgasm as a man and also the idea of being a man having sex with a woman is exciting.

[That-Guy]

"I would go and try to get laid as much as I could. "

If you could walk up to yourself (your girl self) would you have sex with yourself?

[lefthand]

And you would figure out how hard it is to get laid if you're a guy.

[Wanderlust124]

If you don't respect "sluts" then you don't respect women. Women have a right to wear what thy want sleep with as many men or woman as they wish to and they should not be judged by anybody because hey guess what, that's her right!
We need to stop condemning women who like to have lots of casual sex as dirty sluts and whores and stop putting men who have lots of casual sex on pedestals! Seriously!!! come on guys how are we ever going to be equal in society if we keep condeming women as "less respectable" or as "gold diggers" and whores just because they may wish to have certain amounts of sex or be attracted to money, it's just so annoying and its such a double standard!!!
And for all of you whom are wondering yes I am a feminist no I'm not a "slut" im actually a virgin (im also 14) and I believe we should treat every with respect regardless of gender, sexuality, race, age, the amount of people they sleep with or what attracts them to any other human being!

[Wanderlust124]

Sorry this was meant to be a reply to the comment above :)

[lotus-blossom-08]

I would have to re-teach myself how to cross my legs, get used to not having boobs and it would be weird walking without these hips...

As other ladies have already mentioned, I would snoop around and see what guys are like when girls aren't around, see how much truth there is in that "they only want one thing" that our dads keep warning us about.