Who would win a fight me or you (girls too im an equal rights ass whooper)?

[Jamesshinobi]

I watch MMA all the time and exercise all day every day. i have nunchucks and all types of ninja shit. I am pretty nice though so im gonna say "sorry" and "are you alright" the whole fight so dont laugh or ill get mad and hulk out.

[MCheetah]

No offense dude, but I'd destroy you, especially at your age and especially you being under 6'5" (not that I'm remotely close to tall myself). Also, I'm not exactly "sane" or register physical pain very much (outside of things like a shotgun blast or assault rifle to the chest). I do think maybe you could beat a sane person in a fight, though.

[Jamesshinobi]

Are you me? when i was a kid my nickname was Bones and/or clint eastwood. i broke a lot of bones during fights, one of them was mine. i also was terminator chasing this kid i was fighting (kind of fast walking but not letting them get away) the kid slammed a glass door shut in my way and i walked through it as it shattered in my face. ha ha ha. one time i was fighting to bigger older kids in west philly. they beat the fucking shit out of me but i just kept coming and saying "i feel no pain" over and over again. they eventually got tired and left. i was beat up so bad i crawled home though ha ha ha

[MCheetah]

Maybe I am you. I grew up in West Philly in the 90s and 2000s (Overbrook, specifically). I had a verbally abusive and neglectful mother, so I really had zero time to be dealing with wannabe school bullies and such. I was the type to tell kids I'd follow them home and slit their throats in their sleep. I almost WANTED someone to start some sh*t with me so I'd have an excuse to take out my anger on another living being, instead of a punching bag. Good thing I didn't do it all that much though, as I'd probably injure them badly enough to go to juvie for it. I did start seeing a therapist at 18 though (and that lasted over ten years), so I'm not quite as angry as I used to be.

[Jamesshinobi]

Go birds!!! maybe you were one of the two kids that beat the shit outta me. you already answered this question in the 90's ha ha ha ha

[MCheetah]

It wouldn't be me. I never start fights, I only end them.
Thanks for the MHO.

[Ballsack]

You can fuck my wife any time you want

[Jamesshinobi]

thas was up. after the fight though. i wanna get a good stretch in so i dont pull a hammy when im throwing it with all my might.

[Telekinetic-Potato]

Well, your forearms are bigger than mine and your hands look about the same size so I'm thinking I'm gonna have to rely on my reach I have over you.

You don't seem like much of a boxer but judging by that outfit you seem pretty crafty so you'll probably be looking for an opportunity to grapple with me.

Mustache is intimidating af

Shoulder pads make it more difficult to land a kick to the face

I think as long as I control the distance and fight strategically, I could take you on. Might be kinda close though

[Jamesshinobi]

very good strategy. im a stocky wrestler ha ha ha. i was a dirty wrestler too. i got DQ'ed once for a wwe style body slam ha ha ha ha i did the Nature Bow WHOOOO after

[Telekinetic-Potato]

That's pretty sick haha. Wrestlers are hard to go against in general, a dirty one I can only imagine...

[NamerOfStars]

The main thing that holds people back in a fight is fear; it's a problem I don't have. I'm not afraid of pain. I'm not afraid of minor injury. I'm not afraid of running away and hiding, or screaming for help at the top of my lungs. I MIGHT actually be afraid of damaging that magnificent mustache.

I've spent three decades learning to AVOID violence, and I'm really, really good at it. The winner in a fight between you and I would be the guy who bet on "Namer points behind Jamesshinobi and yells 'What the hell is that?', then bolts through the door". The payout would be HUGE.

[SueShe]

Without doubt, if the fight would be a display of force and martial arts, you would win, no questions asked.

However... if the fight would be verbal, then you would have to forfeit the fight because you would stand no chance, no question asked.

The fight does not always have to be physical. It can also be a fight of wits or general knowledge.

I am not going to measure myself with you in a physical fight but I am not afraid to challenge you with words and knowledge.

May the best win. I may not have a deep knowledge about specific topics but I have a good knowledge about a great number of subjects.

[Jamesshinobi]

oh its on! im a know it all. no spelling though i couldnt spell to save my life

[SueShe]

It's a deal. Next Tuesday, 8PM Madison Square Garden. Be there or else...

[Jamesshinobi]

thats like 2000 miles away. i got fam in philly i need to visit but thats almost 1k in gas one way!!! ima look in to flights. keep you posted

[Blackcosmo]

lmao are you actually gonna go?

[Jamesshinobi]

@Blackcosmo. it is something i would do, but no. not this time. i was planning on going home the week after on July 4th for over 6 months but as i said the gas prices are just too high. im gonna tale my girls camping locally instead.

[Blackcosmo]

Makes sense

[Staximus]

I've been in about 100 fights and lost about 2. I've fought my twin brother about 500 times and he's damn near the meanest bastard alive. I've had enough of fighting but I'm a bouncer at a punk rock dive bar. In the first minute your chances of winning are about 5%. In the second minute your chances of winning go up to 99%, due to my excellent cardio hahaha

[Jamesshinobi]

fair enough. i also have a twin bro. what if its 2 on 1?

[Joker_]

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[Jamesshinobi]

dude! i told you not to laugh! this isn't even my final form!!

[Joker_]

🤣 ‎‎‎‎‎‎

[Jamesshinobi]

ok. i lied. it is my final form. thats all i got. sorry

[Joker_]

you're wonderful

[Ms_Facesitter]

You one hundred percent, I'm a scaredy cat. But I watch mma too! Even if I get a submission in, I'd still be super scared.

[Jamesshinobi]

iv seen some crazy fights end in a last second lucky submission. heck the Light Heavy Weight champ lost a fight he was winning with 35 seconds left to go by submission.

[Ms_Facesitter]

That's what's one of the exciting parts about mma, it can be over in an instant, they are both well trained professionals.

[MCheetah]

@Ms_Facesitter
He's tiny compared to you! You could just step on him!

[Ms_Facesitter]

@MCheetah tiny but brave can beat tall and scared anyday!

[Jouth]

Why are you dressed like an NPC in an Assasain's Creed rip off?

[Jamesshinobi]

because i was the model for the NPC's in assassins creed

[TommyMountainFigure]

We don't need to fight.. I would just say you win before engaging. The only time I get involved in a fight is to break one up or protect someone that is taking a beating.

[Jamesshinobi]

are you a cop? you sound like my brother. je is a cop

[TommyMountainFigure]

Nope, I'm just a regular guy with a bit of a martial arts background.

[Jamesshinobi]

you're a good man

[TommyMountainFigure]

Thanks buddy. You sound like a decent guy too.

[Spikey_uwu]

Not if ur a bard. That mustache is like 10 charisma.

[Jamesshinobi]

when its time to party we will always party bard!

[snackthatsmilesback]

Give a month and I bet my wife could get a draw or win. I would also need a month to not lose but I don't have a legit reason to get one lol so I'll just say I'd lose.

[Freyke]

As confident as I am in my fighting skills, I'm not messing with a guy with such a fabulous mustache.

[Jamesshinobi]

ha ha ha. its not a clip on, i swear!

[jshm2]

Depends. If you're a Trumpanzee you're not walking away alive.

[Jamesshinobi]

fuck off with your stunted politics. nobody cares you masturbate with a trump dildo.

[Blackcosmo]

Wow you have a great build. Yeah I'm out because I know you're going to win.

[jahaims]

You starting out by saying you watch MMA as a credential let's me know you cannot fight

[Jamesshinobi]

answer the fucking question dicklette

[Andres77]

Can I bring my Zweihänder?

[Jamesshinobi]

Hell yeah!! I have a Templar sword thats almost as big as one of those jawns.

[Andres77]

Do you have a full set of armor?

[Jamesshinobi]

i used to have a full suit of Roman Centurion armor but i left that behind in Philadelphia. it was heavy 18 gage steel. i bet it could have stopped armor piercing rounds.

[Andres77]

That gets heavy.
I used to be a sniper, 18 ga won't stop a rifle bullet.
m.youtube.com/channel/UCZVF8Hg_imcgrkA-D3UQ4Cg

[Jamesshinobi]

yes sir. it was very heavy. is that you in the video? looks fun!

[Andres77]

I'm one of them.

[Lyndsielee666]

🧍🏻‍♀️ Definitely the mustache

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Could you win against yourself?

[Jamesshinobi]

it would be a close one for sure. at the end i would definitely say "you think i look bad? you should see the other guy!"

[hhhffg7889]

I'd bet on myself on this one

[Jamesshinobi]

do you have a bookie. ima bet on you to. *ima dive after the first fucking punch

[SeekingVirginWife]

Are you winning son?

[Jamesshinobi]

im having fun if that stands for anything