How do you react at a nude beach?

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Girls if you go on a nude beach and you see boys after a swim with a tiny shrivelled penis... how do you react? Do you laugh or you dont care? For me its a funny thing 😅

hyperben · Accepted Answer

This is really interesting question for me, its kind of a kink for me, I'm naturally very small, I really enjoy naturism/nudity and especially swimming. before I get in the water I am small and all shriveled up (like you described) and i continue to shrink further, its not uncommon for my penis to invert totally.

I enjoy the reaction, especially from women, I even shave totally bare to be sure its 100% visible and I also do things (like skinny dipping or walking nude) to make it retract so that I get the maximum reaction. id love to show you as I think youd get a kick out of it!

Wraven · Accepted Answer

I try to act like I'm the only person there.

_deeznuts · Accepted Answer

i've never been to a nude beach, but I probably wouldn't care lmao

Sarahplus2 · Accepted Answer

Never been to a nude beach but I wouldn't laugh

Anonymous · Answer

If they were the same age as me I would laugh, it would be pretty hard to hide it if they were that small. I remember back in high school we used to go over this boy’s house to swim after school because he had a big pool but the water was always cold. Sometimes the boys there would try to yank down each other’s swim trunks right after they got out of the water just so us girls would see them naked while their dicks were shriveled up to make it super embarrassing for them. A couple times someone’s trunks actually came down and we’d see it, it was always hilarious and some of them were hot so we were always looking. They’d look so funny trying to cover up their little dicks and if we saw it they’d be dying of embarrassment. I remember the first time it happened one of them just snuck up behind this nerdy boy and pulled his swim trunks straight down and we saw everything, we could not stop laughing about it. The worst time it ever happened they ganged up on this one really hot boy and held his arms apart so that he couldn’t cover up and then they pulled his bathing suit all the way down to his ankles right in front of me and my friends. His dick was SO little like it was seriously just like a tiny head that was like inverted and two tiny balls that just stuck out past it. They still didn’t let him cover up so we were all making fun of him so bad and telling him he had the smallest penis we’ve ever seen, we were laughing our butts off. It was really cute to see how embarrassed he was getting but it was ridiculous, I didn’t even know they came that small. He was super upset and kept saying it was from how cold the water was but there was no unseeing it lol. One of my friend’s had a pair of bikini bottoms with her and she told him that they should put them on him since he might as well be a girl. It was probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed in my life like he could not get over that we all just saw his baby dick and there was nothing he could do to fix it. Every time I walked past him at school after that I’d just say hey baby dick 🤣. I bet he wishes so bad that they never pantsed him

laurieluvsit · Answer

I was raised as a nudist so it all seems normal to me.

RavVid · Answer

The effects of cold water are well known and I could see girls thinking it funny.

Sirenboobzilla · Answer

That's not the point if a nude beach. Actually thi gs like this that make people too self conscious to even go to one

_Aragorn · Answer

I know, I would only walk for 10 sec. without a hard one hahahaha but to be honest, i don't see any good purpose to hang out on a nude beach.

matty6500 · Answer

I've been to quite a few nude beaches, and it's just something I'm used to. When you come out of cold water, it's going to be small. It's not something I really think about there.

ElvenMr · Answer

Do you really go there to laugh at other people lol.  I wouldn't care if i see them, but i wouldn't go to a nude beach in the first place.

Subarugirl · Answer

I don’t feel the need to constantly sexualize people… so I don’t even notice

Wise4myage · Answer

I've only been once, but I sure enjoyed the scenery, lol.

Anonymous · Answer

My sisters and female cousins have laughed at our penises from shrinking after swimming

RuthlessAggression · Answer

Not only do i not go to regular beaches, I've never been to a nude one

Kristenxoxo · Answer

I wouldn’t care

Anonymous · Answer

i would laugh im a guy though

tanvishah123 · Answer

Don't care

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