I'm a fiction writer. Sometimes, some of my characters are female. Many are, in fact. And while writers have the benefit of the doubt of claiming their "world is fictional," some lines will break the laws of verisimilitude and just sound completely crazy.
So, seriously or sarcastically, what are some things you'll NEVER hear a real life woman ever say? Something where if you see it typed, you'll immediately know that's a catfish or transwoman.
Ok, here are the things I rarely if ever hear from women.
1.) "I'm sorry" (usually hear this when they give some. sort of excuse to cover their behavior, not genuine)
2.) "I was wrong"
3.) "You are right"
No woman has ever said, "I'm sorry and I was wrong".
Or, during the divorce, "I don't care about money".
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Did you know when we're in a shop with a guy and we ask him to hold our handbag while we go try on some clothes, we only do it because we know it makes you feel really uncomfortable standing there with a handbag.
We could easily take it in the changing room but it's more fun to make you cringe
I’m sorry.
You’re right.
Put your pants down!
Omg you got a big 🍆 💦 !!! 😳
Let’s agree to equal joint custody in the interest of the children.
I would rather my clothes be expensive than have pockets.
IRL a woman will never say "I'll pay for it"
Put your wallet away, I'm paying.
Simples...
"I sincerely need more men to jizz in me rn"
Might not want to go in there, I just took a dump.
This blowjob is on the house, freebe lol
“Let’s go to the comic book store”
I love only you
"I'm a man"
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