Guys, What is the strangest behavior your female partner ever displayed in order to hide her fart and cover her tracks? She ever covered your nose?

Girls can answer for themselves.

Listen,: I know. I know some guys don't care if their girlfriend farts. That's not what I asked FFS!. I'm only saying this based on experience with those hard of understanding.

He better die before he smells her farts. 😳
He better die before he smells her farts. 😳
Guys, What is the strangest behavior your female partner ever displayed in order to hide her fart and cover her tracks? She ever covered your nose?
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