Which would be more upsetting to you?

[Anonymous]

If a sexy drunk girl peed on your expensive carpet

If a sexy drunk girl took a giant, greasy, diarrhea shit all over your tile floor

[Googlemyahoo]

Had a girlfriend that did the trifecta.

She was black out drunk I said grab your coat I’m driving you home. Left room & returned she was laying in carpet in puddle of vomit. I went to lift her head out of the puke and smelled something horrible and see her pants were wet front and back.

Puked, pissed & shat herself. I ended up putting her in shower clothes and all.

[Shamalien]

Women these days 😂

[J2ohhhhh]

Pee on the carpet, cus it would also mean that I cannot afford to live in a house with wooden floor and the smell of pee in the carpet would constantly remind me of my miserable life.

[KittyBox]

Even though it's a tile floor, it could still end up hard to clean, but as a consequence I'll make sure to torment her with it and never let it go. It would make for fun banter.

[MCheetah]

Why do I got a feeling this is you and you've done both of these within the last 24 hours?

[exitseven]

I think if she peed on the rug. It's hard to get the stink out of a carpet.

[TroyDT]

Luckily I do not let drunkards into my house.

[Noodle_fan]

obviously b because i dont like having carpet at my place on first place

[Iron_Man]

Eww voted B That’s why she shouldn’t be drinking

[Iron_Man]

I’m not gonna clean it up either

[more_than_a_guy]

Well that's an oddly specific question, anyway I voted a. Cleaning a carpet is much more difficult.

[CloudMassacre]

As an old housekeeper, piss is always preferable

[Xylem1992]

I actually did my thesis on this

[LavLavLuv]

omg ugh🤢🤮 voted b

[Emanon25]

What lol