Do girls ever experience beard envy?

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Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I think so. Because evertime I make fun of my girlfriends pathetic attempt at a beard she gets mad for some reason. Also I never understand why she tries to pluck them out one hair at a time. When I suggest she use my electric razor she gets even more pissed off.

Women,☕️ what ya going to do.

NamerOfStars · Accepted Answer

Not frequently, I'd imagine. But sudden blemishes popping up at inopportune times may prompt it. Attempts at supervillain-style plotting, too; I don't know HOW you could do that without having a beard to stroke while you did.

Maybe they get prosthetic ones, like the ancient Egyptians had.

DishLady · Accepted Answer

Those who do can just go to a costume shop. Done.

But to answer the question, I don't know any woman who has a particular craving to have a facial hair — unless she's kissing her guy, who has facial hair…. ;)

PBandJ_Nerd · Accepted Answer

I've never experienced that envy so it's a nope for me. I don't like facial hair myself.

lmkimcurious · Answer

I had a dream that I had a beard that was like the hair on my head (very fine and very straight) and I was simultaneously happy and worried. I don’t think I’d opt for a beard being a woman though. Less to have to manage 👌 I could imagine some women would prefer to have something covering their faces sometimes though.

shanshu · Answer

I doubt they do, I think dealing with leg and armpit hair aswell as public hair is enough for them, I mean them having to deal with shaving all that for either dates or looking presentable as they want to look at any events or work. I don't think wishing what it would be like to have a beard would be on their list.

Unless she's a trans. One of those females who feel they should of been born a male then yes wanting a beard comes with feeling like a man in that circumstance

molonski2 · Answer

Hardly , not if they have any sense. Completely unacceptable here and considered fifthly , unless you are an artist or musician I guess , so not an issue. Shave.

northerngal · Answer

OMG no. Truth be told I am no fan of beards. Period.

Lowiu · Answer

No like it wouldn't look good and Im sure its scratchy as hell

handsomelad70 · Answer

A few years ago there was a bearded woman in our building, and as a boy there was a bearded woman on my block. Perhaps, but I don't know if a beard is something most women envy about us.

RavVid · Answer

I don't think I can handle girls having beard envy.

RebelinSteel · Answer

Nah most people have razors and like to be clean shaven.

HelpfulWoman · Answer

no. never really seen one that was good looking to me

Chazmatazz269 · Answer

I suspect that women with beard envy probably don’t identify as women.

NathanDavis · Answer

only seen guys that do

dustybiker2 · Answer

Negative. (I speak for myself only)

strateguy632 · Answer

no because she doesn't want beard

Shgshshdg · Answer

Not me. I never have.

Apple1996 · Answer

Nah but beards are hot af 🔥

katiesmuff · Answer

Not anything I have ever heard of!

NewWaves · Answer

Not once in my life 😂

SweetDripp · Answer

No. Never. Not once.

CrabCakes11 · Answer

No. I hate beards

IWILLPLEASEYOU · Answer

You don't have to be there but do you want to see the truth?

beebella · Answer

I wish I couldn't grow a beard. 😣

MGTK7 · Answer

Hahaha. What?

Anonymous · Answer

How can I envy something I hate?

wiltingrosepetal · Answer

No thank you

exitseven · Answer

does it matter where the beard is?

laly520 · Answer

doubt they do

sirderpsalot123 · Answer

Men are jealous of women's beards

Pillubi · Answer

Nopes

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