What would you think if you saw this left at your neighbor's door by the UPS man?

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And what if your neighbor was a small woman? Like WTF?, right?

V_Injector · Accepted Answer

😂 🤣 I'm not going to judge. I bought one of those bottom halves (torso, butt, and pussy) with an extra large pussy just to put in my living room. I shove the television remote in the pussy and her butt-hole holds onto my favorite writing pen (I usually watch educational shit and write notes).

Imagine the look on my Great-grandmother's face when she came over to visit for some chili and cornbread... on a table that looks like it came out of a Clockwork Orange movie.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/lI4MdxlMVzo

By the way... short girl in the picture is making my cock rock hard. Gawd I love short chicks.

Static_In_The_Attic · Accepted Answer

I would totally laugh if I saw a package like that by my neighbors door & after that I would send them more in order to keep the laughing going.

electromagnetic · Accepted Answer

Pretty impressive. My neighbour is an older lady so if she’s taking this pipe, I’d be impressed.

JSkye · Accepted Answer

Poor mailman must have been embarrassed 😅 Additionally, it is now a conversation piece: I am going to ask her where she got it 🤭

ohsheeT · Answer

Well I have a neighbor on each side of me and every time something breaks or they need help with something they call me.. so for either neighbor if I saw that on their doorstep I would have to go over there and put a note on it it says in case of emergency call 911 or call the fire department ask for the dildo remover unit do not call me LOL

Nikki1989 · Answer

I would think the so-called discreet packaging needs some work.

kellytheman · Answer

Well I thought most of those products are usually in a discreet packaging but maybe it could be a gag or prank joke. Also it don’t really think it matters how small she is if she is gonna use a huge toy like that. I might think the woman could really desperate for sex if she is single or in a sexless marriage. Maybe if she has a onlyfans account or some kind of sex job maybe someone bought her to use

D_Bone_Steak · Answer

All I know is... I want access to that short girl's Only Fans account.

Rachey1986 · Answer

I would assume it's a joke, but if not I would be very impressed! I'd have a new found respect for them. And maybe check they can still walk the next day!!

Anpu23 · Answer

You know there's a story behind this. But one you'll never hear. It might be a gag gift for someone, it could be home decor, it could be she's a size queen, or perhaps its part of an art project.

AviatorTom · Answer

I would think that someone is playing on prank on them. All toys are shipped in nondescript plain packaging.

Fireguy17 · Answer

good for her, size does matter. It could be a gift like for a bridal shower, who knows. Or if you see her struggleing to walk some morning you know it was for her.

buzzword · Answer

I'd assume she already use the water bottle, wine bottle, and vinegar bottle.

Likes2drive · Answer

Definitely a prank and they would never have the box showing what’s inside

Ladsin2 · Answer

I'd presume my neighbor finally admitted her Hubby was beating her to the cops and decided to settle for a massive dildo. If it was my other neighbor I'd be concerned because he's an old pothead and his prostate can't be so very good.

molonski2 · Answer

I'd think it was utterly fantastic , good on him/her , have fun with it.

4ngelic · Answer

i'd laugh and would probs think about it everytime i see her for a while

Surely · Answer

Note to self. Two by four and rope required!

glennos89 · Answer

Omg the dildo is her body's height. Does it even fit?

Anonymous · Answer

I would guess someone is having fun with her (and not in a good way). I can't imagine anyone would want a package like this advertised to their neighbours.

Jamie05rhs · Answer

There's absolutely nothing wrong with a woman owning and using sex toys!

Massageman · Answer

So much for "plain, brown, wrappers".

stratford · Answer

That never happens. Stuff like that is always packed in plain materials.

Kelly6 · Answer

@daniela1982 Will smile and be happy for her

Decoded93 · Answer

I would turn 360 degrees and walk away

datingafterD · Answer

that's a joke Gift! someone is having fun at their expense. no company would do that.

Apple1996 · Answer

I'd be happy for them

luvstoned4him · Answer

ummm find out who it belongs to cause ummmm...

MaddyJ · Answer

It’s a joke. I would just laugh

LiamJHayden · Answer

I would think it was a prank.

NathanDavis · Answer

she got scammed... that's not the biggest

Jrg98 · Answer

Hope the package is bigger than toy

TallAnon · Answer

Sounds like I should have a chat with her, lmao

dougeats · Answer

I would ask if they want to test it in me!

bananathunder · Answer

definitely gonna laugh a little

ABC1x1x · Answer

I'd mind my own bhsiness

Ironco · Answer

More power to her, hope she has fun

LEGENDARY4200 · Answer

I'd be like DAM... NOT FUCKING AROUND

JesseP1nk · Answer

Someone is playing a prank on her

SweetDripp · Answer

😳😳😳

MrGSpotHer · Answer

Hope you didn't

zombiewoof · Answer

Impressed

Michael662 · Answer

Good for her.

Anonymous · Answer

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