How would a young woman react if you screamed and ran back into your house?

[Anonymous]

You're a guy, like me. You're petrified of women in general, especially young ones who are often the most hostile. A young woman is jogging or walking, wearing a tank top and tight pants. She passes by your home as you happen to be outside. You scream in horror and run back inside and flail your arms, like Kevin from Home Alone.

Considering modern women are untrustworthy.

Honestly, how would she react?

[LiamJHayden]

If you did it properly she'd think you were a comedian and laugh. Otherwise she probably just laugh at the idiocy.

[Asker]

Why is it idiocy, when she would report me for sexual harassment merely for existing?

[SweetPi]

Laugh knowing your real not just online! Met a few of you and it's sad. Wonder how long your mom will let you stay in the basement

[DrPepper12]

Get my mace ready, scream rape, run faster and change my route in the future

[V_QQ_V]

I'd probably assume he was on drugs and it had nothing to do with me. Lol I'd carry on my jog.

[Nikki1989]

I would laugh my ass off.

[Asker]

Because I'm not a 10ft tall Aryan Chad like your boyfriend is!

You females are all the same!