When was the worst time that you had to pee?

[exitseven]

I had a crushed urethra ( When you gotta go... ) and I went camping in Canada and could not pee. I thought I was going to explode. I had to get it surgically repaired.

[O_Canada]

That urethral procedure is fucking disgusting. Makes me glad we have assisted suicide therapy in Canada, I might just pussy out and opt for that one before some curly haired genie inserts a rod... ewwww.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/zwDvF0NtgdU

Bladder's full of lava
Trapped in a haunted wasteland
Flesh melts with each move
Bones creak, muscles disband

Bursting veins and hearts
Demons watch and rise
Urine turns to acid, you see

Skin peels as I hide
Organs start to char
Pain screams through eternity

Entrails twist and wind
Agony sets me free
Eyeballs burst with trauma
Nerves shred in misery
Spine snaps with drama
As I writhe, desperate to pee

[AviatorTom]

Wow, that was serious. Glad things worked out for you.

My worst...

A bunch of us guys were riding in the back of a van on our way to a football game, drinking en route. We were close to the stadium and stuck in traffic. Thank goodness there were some empty Snapple bottles... I filled two of them.

[Daniela1982]

Did you have to pee so bad that your tonsils were floating? 😂😅 When you gotta go, you gotta go!

[exitseven]

Yes, i was in a foreign country and my pee would come out one drop at a time. It was pretty scary.

[Wiredone]

Unfortunately I know how that feels. It happened to me a year ago in February. My bladder was completely full and it felt like it was going to back up.

I think that's what started my bad year off

[exitseven]

what the hell happened?

[Wiredone]

I was playing with my 70 lb dog in the yard. He came running across my 150' yard full speed and put both front paws in my crotch. Overnight it swelled up and I couldn't pee the next morning

[exitseven]

holy crap/ did they have to catheterize you?

[Wiredone]

Yes which got infected

[exitseven]

@Wiredone My worst nightmare.

[Wiredone]

That's something I never want to experience ever again

[exitseven]

me neither but I think its gonna happen soon.

[Wiredone]

You have to go through that again?

[OlderAndWiser]

I had an inguinal hernia surgically repaired with mesh and it was a simple procedure but it requjired me to be catheterized for 24 hours. Worst day of my life!

[exitseven]

I wore one of those things for a month.

[OlderAndWiser]

One day was an eternity; it was worse than driving east-west through Texas.

[Dongie]

2 months ago I went to the hospital with congestive heart failure and I had fluid around my lungs. They gave me a dose of Laysic and within 10 minutes I peed so much it filled those pee jugs half way. Every 15 minutes I put out that much for 1.25 hours.

[msc545]

Flying small planes is always a challenge, since at altitude you get dehydrated, yet there is no place to urinate and not make a mess. Here is one solution:

https://www.sportys.com/travel-john-pack-of-three.html

[NathanDavis]

that one day/night in which I held it for... 20 hours, lmao

I also thought something was going to burst

[slickrick6600]

I have had it just hit me while driving and I have to find a place to pull over which is embarrassing.

[DrPepper12]

😬 😬 😬 yikes!!