Imagine you meet Count Dracula. What is the first thing you'd ask him?

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Imagine you meet Count Dracula. What is the first thing you'd ask him?

OneViewpoint · Accepted Answer

What is your obsession with Vampires all of a sudden girl? You reading erotic romance novels?

Count Dracula? I'd ask him if he's ever considered using his curse to clean up this planet. Kill off all the assholes and scumbags. He helps out the living. We stop hunting him. Cooperation with mutual benefits.

Static_In_The_Attic · Accepted Answer

Imagine you meet Count Dracula. What is the first thing you'd ask him?

If Count Dracula & myself crossed paths I would ever so kindly ask him the following.

1. Do you know Count Chocula?

2. Are bloody tampons really vampires teabags?

3. What is your opinion garlic bread?

4. If you meet a hot girl is it love at first bite?

5. What is a vampires favorite bank? A blood bank.

AvaRay · Answer

Count, do u hunger for fear or for the one who meets your darkness with her own fire?

Do u bite to claim or to measure who’s bold enough to dance with shadows n still walk unbroken?

I ask cause some prey r meant to vanish but some awaken the predator..

So tell me, which am I to u? 🦇🔥

Darklydarkened · Answer

Do you really hate Turks this much because Sultan Murad used you and your brother as chambermaids? Because your brother seemed to have liked whatever Sultan Murad or Mehmed gave to him and remained true to them till the end, wheras you act all crazy.

I'd definetly ask that

msg321 · Answer

As a Turk I wouldn't ask him anything. I would kill him again for what he did in the past. He tortured and killed lots of Turks in the history. His real name is Vlad Tepeş but he also was killed by Ottoman soldiers and his severed head was brought to Istanbul to Ottoman Sultan Mehmet II

BadApple69 · Answer

I would ask when was the last time he bit someone’s neck…..  if the answer is “too long ago” I am getting out of there FAST!!

purplepoppy · Answer

Which actor portrayed him best in cinema and TV? Was it the one off Sesame Street?

Tarifa · Answer

A selfie with him, including a bright flash of light. Problem solved.

DrPepper12 · Answer

Why did you take Boo Berry Crunch off the market?  What's your thoughts on Adam Sandler playing you on screen?  Do you have a favorite blood type?

FreyaRed · Answer

I want eternal life and youth, what wants he as compensation?

AviatorTom · Answer

I'd ask him to count for me...

mysteriousNicholas · Answer

@thegreenyogi "do you run a blood bank or something?" - 🦇🤔

Shiprex · Answer

Fancy a bite?  Then gtf yabliid sulking bstard, here take a stake in the heart.

Spencer10 · Answer

I would probably ask him if being immortal is a drag...

Anonymous · Answer

I would ask him why he bites girls on their neck to get blood when he could just eat them when they are on their period.

Chazmatazz269 · Answer

I’d ask him if he’s nose blind to the stench of the soil he slumbers in.

Finchie40 · Answer

Nothing , my ass would be running the other way lol

AngryCarl2 · Answer

What's the name of your hairdresser? I want to know who to avoid.

Jackblue · Answer

I would ask him if he wanted to kill a turkish guy I hate.

Anonymous · Answer

If he can be bribed.

qwerty2469 · Answer

Mina or Lucy. Come on bro. Whose pussy tastes better?

Anonymous · Answer

I would ask him what are the advantages of being a vampire ;)

dinojames22 · Answer

How do you feel about the film adaptations of your life and which is the closest to being historically accurate?

Nik1hil · Answer

I would Tell him to Take back the Throne of Europe and Show the world Why he was known as "Vlad the Impaler" and Save Europe again!

beefcakebradybatson · Answer

"You have a PIERCING stare, Count !!!"

Anonymous · Answer

who the hottest girl he's ever sucked dry was. 😏

warlock83 · Answer

If you can't see your reflection, why is your hair always so perfect?

Nikki1989 · Answer

Do you fancy a quick bite?

exitseven · Answer

I heard that you suck?

RandomGirl42 · Answer

What is eternal life without love?

MemeSupreme · Answer

have you seen twillight

HawkPerception · Answer

Can you please NOT suck my blood?

Zack-Bann · Answer

I would ask if Vampies can contract Aids

beenherebefore · Answer

Can you show me your Castle?

leahzrc · Answer

Lmao I would probably ask for Jesus to protect me

WhitneySnow · Answer

Who was the love of your life?

Friendlybro79 · Answer

What blood type tastes best. Lol

Cidknee · Answer

How many Turks did you impale Vlad?

tfan1 · Answer

Please don’t kill me!

Anonymous · Answer

To turn me into a vampire.

fish5505_87 · Answer

Did you get your COVID vaccine?

Colin234234 · Answer

How'd you do it, like achieve immortaty?

RedWine9 · Answer

He’d impale you. That’s what he did to his enemy.

Ironco · Answer

Do you like the taste of old pennies? 😜

guesswhereivebeen · Answer

Where he got his coat

Enginn · Answer

Can you make me immortal?

Daddyx69cum · Answer

What i have to do to be a dracula

dougeats · Answer

Why did you bite me?

DMurff · Answer

Want a small bite?

Jmmmfi4 · Answer

Bite my neck

Bloodparadise · Answer

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