Why are bouncers so fuckin rude?

[Anonymous]

So today I had the worst experience ever. We were at a club with a long queue but my friend said that he could get us in. So we went to the door and when we tried to get in the bouncer told us to fuck off and join the queue. Shocked we joined the queue and waited for almost an hour. When we finally got to the front, the bouncer tried to egg us on and told us how we're not V. I. P and we should stop trying to get special treatment and we're pathetic. So I asked him why he's so mean and he got so pissed off, he told us to go fetch our I. Ds and fuck off. So we had to fetch our I. Ds which were far far away. So we walked to the far parking, got our I. Ds and came back to the bouncer. He told us to go to the back of the line AGAIN. And told us that being light skinned does not mean we are pretty and we are ugly. Mind you, this is extremely irrelevant. So we waited again for almost an hour. Then when we got to the front he told us shit again how because we are light skinned we think we are pretty and we have no respect and he's gonna show us how he owns the place and we must go to the back. WTF?

[Dragonstarterplus]

Why in the world did you have to go ''far far away'' to get your IDs?

[Dragonstarterplus]

And why did your friend say he could get y'all in by skipping the line if he couldn't?

[10kresistor]

They are just so used to dealing with drunk assholes

[Xewleer]

As a bouncer: Yeah entitled crap pisses us off. We have good customers and regulars who don't mind waiting in line when they have to, but some nobody? Who's going to tip like crap and isn't ever going to come back? And yeah, it's more females than males. Men do dumb crap. Women do entitled crap.

But here's the kicker: When I grab a man, 8/10 times he's going to "Yeah that's fair" and you can lead him out. If you grab a chick, it's almost always (7/10) a "What did I do? I didn't do nothing! He did it!" when I literally warned them off a minute ago not to do the exact thing they're doing.

Now keep in mind, I do be a jerk sometimes when I think it's funny and it's quiet.

This happened last night. Mind, I am the chill bouncer at the bar, which is why they put me at the door.

Her, two hours after the kitchen closed: "I'm hungry can I go into the kitchen and make something?"

Me: "No you're not hot enough."

She's offended. Takes pics. Posts on facebook, etc.

Guy comes in, and I see an opportunity to twist the knife. "Now this guy? Hot enough to do whatever he wants. Feel free to make yourself a sandwich in the kitchen, big guy."

She's seething for the rest of the night. Now, I did not let the guy make a sandwich or whatever, and, of course, I treated her and her crew well for the rest of the night, but sometimes, you gotta remind people that they aren't all that.

[swastika]

Sounds like a dickhead with a chip on his shoulder