Guys, What is it like having a penis?

Question

im really curious as to knowing what its like having a penis, i asked my friend and all he said was that it sucks in the morning for him lol but im really interested to know whats it like having one and how it feels

Margillard · Accepted Answer

You can't pee when you have an erection, you just have to wait.
It is a massive fianancial liability which too many women take advantage off these days in divorce courts.
Penis envy in all it's forms from females and males attracts negativity in your life.
If you have a huge one it is a great temptation as every girl wants a ride, this is hard to stay monogumous with one girl.
If you have a big dick, your male collegues hate you.
Big dicks touch the toilet water, and that feels icky.
Just look up big dick problems on Reddit.
I guess there are small dick problems too, girls don't want them, they are body shamed, and are a huge emotional liability to their owners and is the cause of one never marrying and having children.
The list goes on.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Having a penis doesn't suck
morning woods aren't annoying, your friend is a fucking pussy.
I don't know why many guy act like boners are the worst thing on the planet when that's far from reality, boners are cool.
Boners are only annoying when you're trying to sleep.
Its not that difficult to hide a boner and a guy always knows his dick is about to get hard so he has plenty of time to fix that.
sometimes after you jack ff too many times getting a boner hurts because the dick has gotten sore.
Fuck those guys who hate on boners.

I didn't reread what i just rote
mistakes expected.

GauravDhama · Answer

it's just normal, half of the day you don't realize it's down there, until it decides to go beats mode or isn't feeling comfortable in your clothing.
The worst part is it goes beast mode without any care of surrounding. It can be full hard in a packed bus, just because some thought crossed your mind, and you can't adjust it because you're in bus and it feels awkward.

you say your friend says it sucks in morning, probably he's either young or he doesn't masturbate enough. Because as you get mature you get less of such dreams which can make you uncomfortable in morning.

over all, it's just a part of our body, and we have learnt to live with it despite how a big jerk it can be getting hard at awkward places.

The best part of it all, it feels great when you jerk off.
Peace...

Why4Not4 · Answer

Mine is a growing not a shower so it gets tiny in the ocean when I am cold and then you have to be careful to not let a frisbee hit you in the balls because they are dangling even more exposed than usual with no penis to protect them.

But then when its excited, it feels a bit like a balloon animal growing longer and longer and inflating. To be honest I have never gotten used to that feeling. The round tip feels tight like it’s going to explode. But if a girl is sitting in front of you because she wants to drive the jet-ski and you are hanging onto her and its pushing into her butt cheeks it feels really exciting like you can’t control it and it moves by itself.

rajpotchh · Answer

really it feels so bad... if u observe the most common position or posture in which a guy sleeps.. u get to know.. we can't sleep properly.. and in the jeans pant... lol.. moreover, when it is erect anyone can spot it... and lol why it goes erect every 3 hrs... its so irritating

tfan1 · Answer

Ok this might sound weird. But imagine your pointer and middle fingers sewed together with no bones just blood filled skin with veins. Now attach that to the front of your crotch and you would feel the weight of having a flaccid penis. Now also imagine your clitoris on the very end of your finger penis. And pretty much that’s what it’s like to have a flaccid penis. If you want to know about erect penis feeling, I can continue 🙂

InfoBot · Answer

Imagine if your clit was 6 inches or more long. That's pretty much it. Okay, if you were a GaG male then more like 4 inches.

Browser101 · Answer

They are great for peeing pretty much anywhere you want and are a requirement if you want sex with a girl. Other than that they are terrible 😡 uncomfortable 😣 unnecessary appendages in every way. Take up too much space and require load of constant attention. Be glad you don’t have one. Clit is a much more efficient version of penis and from what I gather feels exactly the same as one. So picture a huge clit in your pants with a sack of sweaty balls smashed in there.

Scarecrow13 · Answer

I don't know if there is a good way I can describe it. It is another appendage. Sometimes I try to imagine what it might be like to have a tale and feel I can almost imagine it. If you can do that, just do the same only in the front. Maybe try to imagine a finger that is soft and floppy most of the time, but can stiffen.

Underduress · Answer

Besides feeling like having a swinging weight hanging in your crotch when it is hard the penis feels like a massive liability. It feels like having a gun that if not used wisely or carefully could alter your life for the bad real quick.

WiseTurtle · Answer

it's like having a super car parked home, you take care of it and try to impress when you show it off but it drains so much fuel that sometimes it's hard to afford lol

Bsjevrnsjxhxjs · Answer

There's no real explanation to it..  Just imagine someone asking what it's like to have an arm?  It's difficult to explain when you have nothing to compare it to as u were born with it..

GeorgeDubyaKUSH · Answer

It can be awkward having an erection in public. With women no one can tell when they're aroused (unless their jeans get wet or something), but it's kind of hard to hide if you're a man.

max14327 · Answer

hmm... its like penis has mind of his own, whenever I see attractive girl, he just wants to be inside her...

BobbieBoy666 · Answer

Having a penis feel great you don't have to sit to pee you don't have to worry about P. M. S. or use tampons or pad's. 💞

koltepreetam · Answer

we just feel hanging something in between... and ya in morning it really suck... why dont you try and see... attach something to your vagina and feel how it feels...

tartaarsaus · Answer

Most of the times I don't really notice it. It gets hard randomly which makes peeing nearly impossible and is annoying if I wear pants. It is just there

valentinesSaurabh · Answer

penis is so POLITE n respectful organ of male body 😑😑... That always Stand up When see Pussies.. it do hardwork for create baby... Its nature like coconut when it convert in beast for chicks then get hard... but naturally its Soft...

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

Can you imagine having a enlarged , hard clitoris? Well, that's almost the same thing as having a hard penis.

Anonymous · Answer

I'm thankful that I have a penis and not a vagina. There's no way I'd feel comfortable having a hole in my body that is always dark, moist and covered and smells like crap even if it's well taken care of

WayfaringWolf · Answer

it feels like you have a penis. i dont think there's a better way to describe the experience. ummm
it gers hard
yeah
thats it
it sucks when it gets hard when you need to pee and when you're in public and people see

Daniel3035 · Answer

Like having a vagina you don't feel anything until an erection then you get basically pins and needles without the tingle.

treypaul · Answer

yerr , its juss okay... buh in the morning its kinda 'problem' u don't really have control over it... u might not believe this buh its so hard n painful too

03FreeBird14 · Answer

I will tell you what it's like to have a penis if you will tell me what's it's like to have a pussy?

Rojaasu · Answer

what do you mean what does it feel like that's like trying to explain what having a hand feels like

KaranSharma55 · Answer

its something like having a good weapon while you are in war :P

Anonymous · Answer

penis let's us stand up while urinating have sex with women or men

Anonymous · Answer

you should come and feel my dick in your hands then you will answer by yourself :))

Skali9119Liska · Answer

For me it’s like having a third leg 🙂

Lottifan · Answer

It's ok to masturbate and pee with It gets erect

roy_ricky09 · Answer

Hanging Bell, rings anytime it wants LOL

Seppelson · Answer

it's just there. you just notice that

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