How to measure a left curved penis?

[BigDlucas]

My penis isn't straight it goes to the left.

How do I measure it?

Do I measure it along the curve?

[SueShe]

Are you serious or just trolling?

Put your member down on a piece of paper and draw a line. Take a flexible tape measure and do the math.

Really!

[BigDlucas]

So I measure along the curve

[SueShe]

Unless you want to measure in straight line but then you lose on length obviously.

The purpose of you measuring is to see whether you fit in a certain category and not to be shorter than it really needs to be.

[BigDlucas]

I just want it to be accurate

[TheDevilsCat]

Think id be thinking long and hard about my life if im aged 21 and still measure my dick... eekkk

[Anonymous]

You need a protractor, a ruler, a hammer and some nails...

[BigDlucas]

Lool

[spartan55]

Maybe use a protractor?