WHY do men spend SO much time in the bathroom?

[Anonymous]

Like what are you all doing in there? 😂 Hello? We need to use it too, haha.

For real guys, do you talk shit with the guys, get lost in social media or are you watching porn/women... really, what’s going on in there? 🤣🚽🚿

[Anonymous]

Sometimes at some ages, for some guys, it's hard to physically go to the bathroom. But assuming their "plumbing" works ok...

Sometimes, it's a place to get away from constantly getting called or nagged about the things I didn't do when I've been doing a ton of work that is ignored, or this is the TENTH time she's called me up for some crap that could have easily waited, or that she could have done herself, but she's being lazy.

In my situation, I get called up constantly (my office is in the basement and I work from home). If I worked upstairs, I'd never get any practical work done, as I'd constantly be jumping up to do stuff for her so see what the hell she wants now and to listen to her drone on and on - and I don't get a word in edgewise to say, yeah, ok, but I'd like to go back to work (let alone relax, like I want to watch a tv show).

Some of the time, I've been dealing with depressing garbage all day. It's 3PM and I've dealt with bill collectors, and paid bills, and dealt with the bank and the phone company since 9am... or work is hell at the moment... Some of the time, I'm stealing myself away for a minute to deal with more.

Some of the time, I'm cleaning the bathroom, which takes a while, or I'm getting cleaned up and ready for the day - stuff outside of my number ones or twos.

Sometimes the shower is about the only relative peace and quiet I get in a day; It's warm (usually), and I've got a lot of stress, and I'm achy and worn out - sometimes that bathroom has to be a small refuge for a tiny part of the day.

[bzcxx]

brilliant question and I feel so personally attacked HAHA I spend about an hour or two in the toilet for many reasons.
typically my routine is as follows: reply to texts/emails, check out the local feed on whisper, search for a good porn video/channel, edge with my sex toy (s), watch a movie then go for round 2, shower, wash my sex toys then brush my teeth and put on some clothes!

[Asker]

😂 Haha there’s a whole routine to be done, no offense hun.

[bzcxx]

of course there's a routine, i’m a systematic person HAHAH though i might deviate

[ZiZi_Bell]

I've asked this of all the men in my life and I always get some variation of the same answer:

"Usually I just get distracting scrolling Facebook/looking at memes/reading an article/etc." Lol

[Asker]

I knew it! 😆

[DizzyDesii]

Theyre either jerking off or taking a big dump lmao

[Asker]

🤣🤣

[AlexanderAnttila]

*We* take a lot of time? During all my years my only experience have been of women taking a huge time in the bathroom.

[This_is_my_username]

My boyfriend says it's his time to meditate and take care of himself. I don't know how true that is.

[Asker]

😳🤨 Let’s hope or the best!

[7771999]

I agree with him

[jeremy_09]

When we're teenagers we're jerking off but after those years I don't know many guys who spend a lot of time in the bathroom

[Asker]

Lol, so this could be a phase.

[jeremy_09]

yes probably

[SamFromFL]

We all sync up daily for our men’s worldwide meeting. You didn’t think all the little things we do to annoy you we came up with on our own did you?

[Asker]

😂 that’s a good one!

[SamFromFL]

Lol ya I impressed myself with that one ;)

[FilmGuy93]

It's just me time. You play games on your phone, scroll through social media, catch up on emails.

[Anonymous]

Its for the silence.. Long times in the bathrooms, and blowjobs, Best thing about both is the silence.

[Asker]

😂😂

[Opinion Owner]

Glad it made you laugh!! that was the intention.

[Asker]

I laughed because I could say the same, except instead of blowjobs it would be 😽🤤

[Asker]

I guess we’re not that different...

[Opinion Owner]

Not different at all!! lol

[Mr_Peterson]

We spend longer on the toilet because we poo more than girls.

[Asker]

🤣🤣

[Shihab91]

Lady, here is your answer :

https://youtu. be/fAl9pBacU30

[Asker]

I’m not sure I want to click on that link 🤣

[Shihab91]

Steve Harvey - its YouTube god dam it not what you think

[Shihab91]

My god... Lady relax

[Asker]

🤣🤣🤣

[Shihab91]

See?

[Anonymous]

Jerk the penis till the sperm comes out, dreams of a girl's butt or body while doing it 😍

[Asker]

“Culos” to you for being so honest 😂

[Opinion Owner]

Hahaha well that's the truth, sperm flying high 🤣

[summer9172]

Probably watching porn
Or texting someone else
Or putting on make up. Lol

[spartan55]

Lmao... think you have that backwards honey.

[Agape93]

Jerking off or piddling on the phone.

[scott04sa22]

WHY do women spend SO much time in the bathroom?

[Asker]

I personally spend a lot of time if I’m washing my hair, or if I get caught up on social media. That shit is addictive!

[scott04sa22]

Then you also find your answer about why do men spend so much time in the bathroom! But It’s the shaving part on why it’s takes us longer to get done but for me I take even longer because I don’t use razors to shave my face because I used knives and daggers to shave my face. Reason again because I’m a very old fashioned guy but it doesn’t men I live in the 1920s - 1960s

[KrakenAttackin]

We need a break from the nagging.

[Astarlessnightsky]

Playing pokemon.

[Asker]

... interesting 😅

[Yellovv]

Maybe masturbation ☺️what about girls?

[Asker]

Personally I take a while when I shower and specially when I wash my hair. I do masturbate when he says he says he’s tired yet spends an hour in the shower 😂 Then I get tired, of waiting.

[Yellovv]

You need to get what you needed, I never refuse girls if they want that, I can fuck them hard ☺️

[Asker]

If there is a girl asking for it I don’t think any man would think it twice 😂

[Yellovv]

Why your guy saying that he is tired then? ☺️ I never refuse sweet pussy ☺️