I never shared this before but.. here it goes
I did in 1st grade. I remember we were given an extra recess in school and of course I didn’t like to use the restroom and couldn’t be bothered to stop what I was doing and just go. Just a typical excuse for a kid I guess. So it just happened, I stood there and let it go. I was too scared to tell anyone and ended up riding the bus home with a complete full load of shit in my underoos. I remember this girl whispering to me “you smell like poop” as I awkwardly sat on the bus and shifting the way I was sitting. I knew I stunk, and I awkwardly walked home and could remember how weird each step was as I walked. When I got home my babysitter was there, and I didn’t expect her to be, honestly I became more embarrassed because I probably had my first crush on her before this. We always got along. And with my eyes getting teary, I walked (or waddled a little) up and admitted to her that I had pooped in my pants. While she wasn’t thrilled about the whole thing she was overall sympathetic about it and took me to the bathroom and cleaned me up. I never ever lived it down, but thankfully I was never made fun of for it at school the next day. I was lucky.
The most awkward thing for me was that when I was 16 or 17 and we talked again, she jokingly would remind me and say “do you remember the time you pooped your pants? And I had to clean your butt?”and I would turn red in the face and wanted to die right there. Of course she was still nice about it and didn’t try to poke fun or make me embarrassed. This is probably my most embarrassing experience as a boy.
I did in 1st grade. I remember we were given an extra recess in school and of course I didn’t like to use the restroom and couldn’t be bothered to stop what I was doing and just go. Just a typical excuse for a kid I guess. So it just happened, I stood there and let it go. I was too scared to tell anyone and ended up riding the bus home with a complete full load of shit in my underoos. I remember this girl whispering to me “you smell like poop” as I awkwardly sat on the bus and shifting the way I was sitting. I knew I stunk, and I awkwardly walked home and could remember how weird each step was as I walked. When I got home my babysitter was there, and I didn’t expect her to be, honestly I became more embarrassed because I probably had my first crush on her before this. We always got along. And with my eyes getting teary, I walked (or waddled a little) up and admitted to her that I had pooped in my pants. While she wasn’t thrilled about the whole thing she was overall sympathetic about it and took me to the bathroom and cleaned me up. I never ever lived it down, but thankfully I was never made fun of for it at school the next day. I was lucky.
The most awkward thing for me was that when I was 16 or 17 and we talked again, she jokingly would remind me and say “do you remember the time you pooped your pants? And I had to clean your butt?”and I would turn red in the face and wanted to die right there. Of course she was still nice about it and didn’t try to poke fun or make me embarrassed. This is probably my most embarrassing experience as a boy.
