Guys, if you caught a woman staring at your crotch like this how would you react or feel?

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TheBMG · Accepted Answer

Not going to lie. I college I was taking a gym class. Umbro was still a popular workout short. I wore regular boxers instead of boxer briefs to work out. Back then a cool breeze could get me excited. Well I was doing bench press and needless to saw my head poked out. A girl in my class was doing dumbbells while looking in the mirror. Well she was looking at my stuff and she was staring just like that. She wasn’t my type, but her number was in my gym bag before I left.

randomize8 · Accepted Answer

Appear as ignoring, then go for a second round: if you are confident about what you are packing then go and display it unequivocally but as if you didn’t notice when she stares again.
When she has a clear picture of what’s behind the pants, then if I like her go try hit on her.

ShaTTeredMasterpeace · Accepted Answer

Lmao I hate when people stare so I always try not to. Unless that thang is just... thangin in some Grey sweats 😂😂😂

Brainsbeforebeauty · Accepted Answer

Hey, how'd you get my pic🤣🤣🤣I tried not to stare, but🤷🤦🤣🤣🤣🤣

DizzyDesii · Answer

Lmao she look like she scared as a mf 🤣 I had that same look the first time i saw an erect dick in person. I was scared of his shit 😂

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

As for me I would ask her to borrow her phone for a few seconds & take a picture of my crotch & give her the phone back & tell her if she likes the view that much maybe we can have show & tell later.

Jaximus-Lion · Answer

Honestly! I do not know what to do or say if anyone does that 🤣. But many stares at my beard and yes! Pretty lame, i tell them: hi! My eyes are up here, i know! Lame.

NathanDavis · Answer

would tell them it's just my good ol' Nokia brick phone

Pete671 · Answer

I'd assume she was looking at my bulge, which is actually caused by my nappy and booster, if she saw me naked she either mutter something and walk away or laugh,,,

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

I would hope she's saying, wonder how big it is LMFAO

ChiTown33 · Answer

I have done something similar. I once caught a woman looking at my gut while in conversation and I stopped and said "Excuse me, I'm up here... I'm not just some belly fat for you to oogle".

I-C3_ME · Answer

I'd probably check if my crotch area on my pants is dirty

MrKinktastic · Answer

I’d assume they somehow saw my piercing lol she looks terrified

Likes2drive · Answer

Be surprised actually, I don’t wear revealing clothes like sweat pants, maybe she has X-ray vision 😊

andreasderjuengere · Answer

It happened once to me. Turned out: she was admiring the camera I had dangling there :D It was both irritating, and funny.

DaveToo · Answer

I'd check to see if my fly was unzipped and I was dangling.

Albino010 · Answer

I would think i ripped my pants or something similar.

Xoirwinkan · Answer

Possibly a bit awkward, but I am generally awkward around strangers, so... probably not a huge reaction from me. If she's cute I might catch her eye, but that's if I'm feeling saucy.

Waldoe · Answer

I would check my zipper, if it was closed I would ask "see something you like?"

KostasKouvalis · Answer

I'd get a boner just from the fact that she was looking 😂

Recurrence · Answer

I’d probably flinch thinking an animal was on me or something

MrJMM · Answer

My response: Ou fuck no. I am not dealing with another fucking adult person looking at this shit. I am out bye!

Dinosaursandanime65 · Answer

I would either hear electrical yelling or try to remember if I were wearing those pants that have a little hole there

Grubhub · Answer

I’d feel creeped out because she looks like she wants to bite it off

jerdanro · Answer

I'd hope I hadn't peed in my pants. What else would she be looking at?

loveslongnails · Answer

I'd think she was crazy, hungry, or both. My crotch doesn't have a huge bulge in it. LOL

Kellanved · Answer

I would wonder if there is something wrong with my pants

john9491 · Answer

It would make me get a semi i reckon that some naughty lady would do this

Cherry234 · Answer

Oh my... I'd be careful not to do that. 😂

soccerchick4eva · Answer

😂my dear life the picture hahahahha

krin_m · Answer

Not react at all. Just discretely make sure that my fly is not open! :-)

Tabasco25 · Answer

Lol not sure , I would have to be in a situation like that first.

jasco · Answer

I mean damn lady you wanna suck it or something

lilaccc · Answer

it's scary and yet funny😅

FriendlyDrugDealer · Answer

“Hello!! My eyes are up here!! Ugh 🙄”

ChiPaPa · Answer

I'd think she was using some kind of drugs

DonkeyDan · Answer

Alright luv, take a picture it will last longer 😂

MJtheCoach · Answer

You should probably leave the titty bar

StickStickity13 · Answer

Control yourself lady

Aakash_Hangargi · Answer

Click a pic and show them 🤣

Hellraiser1984 · Answer

Wtf are you looking at?

IncognitoBandito · Answer

Tell her its ok to touch

prosmind · Answer

Excited as well as embarrassed.

OddBeMe · Answer

Dammit someone’s using the microwave again!

Jcrummy98 · Answer

Idc if she look at me like that.

Full-time-Chef · Answer

I would be creeped the heck out

Hotboy_booblover · Answer

I will get an erection

The_Maphio · Answer

Need a ride?

Y2KxD · Answer

Not care, and if she's cute, turned on

townhouse · Answer

be like hell yeah finally

jjj101010 · Answer

It’s happened. That’s life

Jmmmfi4 · Answer

I got some thing on my pants

t-8900 · Answer

awkward tbh.

Soleil7001 · Answer

I'm not even erect?

KeithLane · Answer

She knows my secret.

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