How do I give myself cancer?

[Inthecraphole]

I started smoking frequently. I cannot harm myself directly so I am looking at indirect ways.

My life is over. I am never going to find a girl like Rachel (when we first met) that has never had a romantic past. It is done.

[Anonymous]

Smoke cigars constantly, wash your hands with brake fluid before eating, hang out near power lines, and handle insecticides as much as possible. Try burning car body filler and breathing it in. Check out some welding information, I know that breathing in heated up aluminum is pretty bad for you. You can also change brakes on very old cars, and breath in as much brake dust as you can, and you'll be exposed to crazy amounts of asbestos (extremely cancer causing).

Oh yeah! And get as much sun light as possible on your bare skin with no sun screen. Apparently that is death for people of European descent.

[Opinion Owner]

Oh yeah, if you're serious, get help.

[whirled_up_girl]

When I was around your age I was suffereing from clinical depression and it may not have been for the exact reasons that you are experiencing it was for some similar reasons and some were different. Have you considered getting professional help for your feeling of hopelessness? I did and it worked wonders for me, I haven't needed medication or counseling for years since I was treated but I would do again in a heartbeat if I ever felt that hopeless again. Just something to think about.

[KyleGoguen]

bruh grow the fuck up, thats childish, ONe girl is not worth it, You can literally get another girl go on a dating app or just ask a coworker, Its not that difficult, You dont need a woman to be happy also. DM me if you need advice.

[Inthecraphole]

Easy for you to say with your good looks. You probably don't struggle one bit with girls. You get to form your youthful relationships, and that is too laye for me. I am 27 and never had a real girlfriend. I seek a woman where we can be each other's first loves.

[KyleGoguen]

i have never had a girlfriend dude and i look average, Im still a virgin as well, so dont give me the "your good looking so you get bunch of girls" bullshit, Neither of us have an excuse, No matter how ugly or good looking you are you can still get a girlfriend if you try hard enough.

[ohboyohboy76]

Flying exposes you to more radiation. Or climbing tall mountains. I recommend either. Side benefit is that traveling and/or exploring may get you our of you funk.

[laurieluvsit]

Maybe you are not serious and are just trolling but just by chance that you are please call the...

You are very valuable and there are a lot of people that love you!

[SaoirseS]

Congratulations on being the first on my block list for 2022. I'm tired of reading your nonsense.

[slatyb]

That's going to take a while. Maybe 30 years. Drinking is faster. Or you could get addicted to street drugs.

[Anonymous]

I am like you but i want to find a man who has no sexual past: so because of it is impossible in my age i will die alone

[Inthecraphole]

I believe there are more male virgins than there are female ones. You think, men usually have to be the ones to initiate, so if a male is unable to or lacks the social skills to do so, he will likely be the one that drags well into adulthood as a virgin.

[Opinion Owner]

Believe me because men can have sex without emotions their standards are lower than females and even they do not have social skills they go to the escorts and lose their virginity so if the male is not religious you can not find any male virgin.

[hhhffg7889]

Grow up and man up. You've barely lived. Pick your chin up and keep marching and I promise things will work out.

[awkward_author]

I would recommend therapy. You're passively suicidal and need professional help.

[LordOfThePines]

Walk around Chernobyl for a few days without a suit or geiger counter. You'll end up with like, 12 cancers.

[kyleelyn199723]

Wow sounds privileged sounding.

[Ms_Vanderquack]

Expose yourself to radiation

[888theGreat]

nuclear plant or handling nuclear waste

[Inthecraphole]

I don't have access to that shit

[Inthecraphole]

Just keep smoking I guess? I am being serious.

[Daniela1982]

No, you are trolling.

[Anonymous]

Time to grow the fuck up and be a man.

[poof_22]

Ego death.

[Inthecraphole]

What is that supposed to mean?

[poof_22]

Google it.

[Blackcupcake]

idiotic