You've settled in at the Spacetime bar for a drink. You don't plan on hitting on anyone, but a guy approaches you. Who would you rather he be?

Do tell me what floats your boat in any given direction. Why that guy over the others/
Mine would have to be medieval, and by virtue of that fact, he's likely dead.
Apologies for the lack of representation.
50's guy.
60's guy
That 70's guy
80s guy
90's guy
I like him dead or medieval
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Guys feel free to substitute with "girls".
You've settled in at the Spacetime bar for a drink. You don't plan on hitting on anyone, but a guy approaches you. Who would you rather he be?
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