Would guys find farting a lot sexy? I'm standing in Target farting like my life depends on it and nobody around has said anything?

[SluutForMGTOWboys]

Silent farts

[scott04sa22]

I like someone who farts all the time. Each time I fart I always called what type of farts

Fart 1 that’s a salad one
fart 2 that one had a silencer on
Fart 3 silent but deadly
Fart 4 that’s a wet one but gotta go!
Fart 5 that one was rose!
Fart 6 that’s a Homer Simpson one! 🤣

[Sparkie460]

It's not sexy it's just natural. They probably didn't say anything because they probably couldn't breathe.

[WhitneySnow]

They’re being polite. Doesn’t mean anybody finds it sexy.

[Guy13]

Not Silrnt but Violent apparently

[Guy13]

Try again 🙄.. Not Silent but Violent artistic cloud 💨 Source apparently…

[SluutForMGTOWboys]

Violent farting... I like that

[SluutForMGTOWboys]

So you WANT to feel a cloud of female violent farting?

[Guy13]

I don’t know…I m afraid of your Stank causing me to go into Seizures🙃🙃🙃

[SluutForMGTOWboys]

It smells like eggs

[Guy13]

Oh.. that’s not bad…just plain sulfur…my barns, as a child, with pig slop and cow patties were worse than that.

[SluutForMGTOWboys]

Now you're talking. We could have fart competitions.

[Guy13]

Not my bag 💼…. I’ve got enough everyday 💩 Stank to deal with ☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️

[SluutForMGTOWboys]

You work with donkeys?

[Guy13]

No, I was raised in farming as free labor until about 12 years old. At that time I had another job up to mid 20s... finished grad school... I know what it is like to work for your meal... the STANK involved in farming.-It is still a sector that I am involved in until this day...

[RuthlessAggression]

depends if those boys are the MGTOW, type, according to you, right?

[SluutForMGTOWboys]

I'm a prude for every boy except mgtow boys

[RuthlessAggression]

thats my point, you'd lvoe it if those guys were around for the farts, right?

[RuthlessAggression]

love*

[SluutForMGTOWboys]

Yes i want to get beat up by a mgtow boy for farting in his presence... thats how this works, right?

[RuthlessAggression]

yeah

[SluutForMGTOWboys]

Mgtows are top tier men every woman does or should be a slut for them

[RuthlessAggression]

whatevr floats your boat hun

[SluutForMGTOWboys]

Mgtow boys are usually rich and good looking. isn't brad Pitt one of them?

[RuthlessAggression]

no, he's married

[RuthlessAggression]

well not married but, he is dating women

do you even know what mgtow stands for

[SluutForMGTOWboys]

Men ignoring women cause we are subhuman scum. I respect it.

[RuthlessAggression]

They're just choosing to not be with women. Because they realized they're likely gay

[HighValue]

It is gross and rude.

[SluutForMGTOWboys]

Its funny because a guy taught me to do this

[Iron_Man]

No that’s not my cup of tea

[litty]

My girl farts in her sleep. It's adorable.

[POSSY_HUNTER]

a guy with fart fetish would love it

[Anonymous]

Suuuuuuuure you are bro.

[Avicenna]

Definitely not