Girls, How much deodorant should I spray in my mouth for her?

[Anonymous]

I like to spray deodorant in my mouth "for being a dirty guy". Specially for well dressed ladies.

I feel like a worthless peasant near a lady of class.

The most I sprayed once at full pressure was like 1/3 can - 101 seconds.

How many seconds should my new record be? For this beautiful woman and her nice shoes.

Viviane Geppert

[SueShe]

The most common chemical ingredients found in deodorant and antiperspirants are parabens, triclosan, phthalates, propylene glycol and aluminum. Research has linked these ingredients to several medical conditions including types of cancer and reproductive development issues.

Therefore, I suggest you prepare your last will and testament before you next spray. At least someone will be happy to inherit something from a person that does not think further than the tip of his nose.

Finally, as someone said before me, how much lower can trolling go? I thought I did see everything till you posted this question...

[Asker]

Thank you for your kindness Miss. I feel like the girl in the photo cares more about her shoes than me, and that motivates me. You are a very nice person.

[SueShe]

Are you from Germany?

[Asker]

Im from South America.

[SueShe]

Strange that you take a picture from a German TV presenter

[Asker]

Such high fashion standards they have. I can't deny there are pretty ladies in my local TV. But the ones featured in that German show are actually models.

[SaoirseS]

If you look on the shelves, there’s a product called “mouthwash.” Try gargling with that, you’ll live longer. I don’t need to see you on one of my tables until it’s your time, which is not soon.

[Asker]

Thank you for your nice words.

[Sour-rose]

As much as it can to put you in a coma for like 8 months. Have a nice rest, king

[Asker]

Do you think her shoes are more important than me and do you like them? Madame.

[Sour-rose]

No. :/

[misfittoy]

have you also inhaled the chemicals? you realize how sick you can get right?

[Asker]

Thank you for your kindness Miss. I feel like the lady on the photos cares more about her shoes than me.

[misfittoy]

at least get breath spray to spray in your mouth like that

[Asker]

Thank you. It is kind of you not to take advantage of my dumbness.

[Asker]

I confess I did inhale the chemicals In the past. You don't think she puts her nice shoes first? Miss.

[Subarugirl]

I think if you like being degraded, then you should get a dominatrix instead of creeping on women on line

[Asker]

Thank you for the advice. I do enjoy the interaction with "normal" ladies maybe even more nice than the dominatrix scenario.

[LazerBean]

10, as fast as possible.

[Asker]

Thank you. That is easy. You don't think the lady shoes are worth more than that?

[LazerBean]

You're right, make it 100.

[Asker]

Thank you so much for being fair. If you don't mind me asking, how would you rate her shoes 1 to 10?

[LazerBean]

-3, they make her feet with deformed.

[Anonymous]

Wow, trolling has hit a new low on here.

[Subarugirl]

I doubt this is a troll... he gets off on being degraded

[Asker]

@Subarugirl There are occasions where I fake it, maybe most of the time. However I have sprayed it many times for real as well. And my record is true.

[Asker]

I have photos as evidence. Miss.

[Subarugirl]

Dude. I could care less if you get off on it, just seek out the appropriate audience. If you want to kill yourself by spraying deodorant in your mouth do so, but if you want to get off on being degraded get a dominatrix