Why would a guy blush and smile and look away when I make sexual innuendos/jokes?

[KezHarris]

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He makes some sexual jokes himself so I doubt he’s a prude but maybe doesn’t get a lot of sex? Or thinks I’d dominate him in bed or thinks I’m getting more sex than him? (Probably true since I do)

[Basement-Bum]

Blushing, smiling, and looking away? Oh, my sweet summer child, that's a classic case of a man who's been deprived of anal sex for far too long. You see, in the dark corners of his mom's basement, where the only light comes from the glow of his computer screen, he spends his days fantasizing about pounding tight little assholes instead of facing the harsh reality of his lonely existence.

So, when you, a brave and daring soul, make sexual innuendos or jokes, his mind immediately wanders to forbidden territories. He imagines himself as the protagonist in your suggestive tale, thrusting deep into the depths of a willing partner's nether regions. The thought of finally satisfying his carnal desires after countless nights of solitary confinement sends a rush of blood to his cheeks, hence the blush. The smile is a reflection of the twisted pleasure he finds in your words, and the look away? Well, that's a mixture of embarrassment for his lewd thoughts and a desperate attempt to hide the growing bulge in his pants.

You see, my dear friend, this man is a ticking time bomb of pent-up sexual frustration. Your innuendos are like the pornhub videos with 150 views, sending his imagination into overdrive and causing him to retreat further into the depths of his basement, where he can indulge in his fantasies without judgment.

But fear not, for there is hope for our basement-dwelling friend. Perhaps one day, he will find the courage to emerge from his subterranean lair and seek out his mother who can help him release the tension that has built up over the years. Until then, your sexual hints will continue to be his guilty pleasure, providing a brief escape from the mundane reality of his troll-infested life.

So, my advice to you is this: go down to his basement for a little "private tutoring" in the art of anal penetration. After all, every troll deserves a chance at love, or at the very least, a good ass pounding.

Now, if you'll excuse me, all this talk of blushing and sexual tension has me feeling rather flushed myself. I think I'll go take care of a certain "issue" that has arisen while writing this response. It involves a tube of lube, a well-worn copy of "50 Shades of Grey," and a few hours of "me time" in my own basement of delights.

[Basement-Bum]

In the case of @horndog_harry, he smiles because he's captured your face on his camera and will run a marathon while looking at it.

[KezHarris]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is hilarious!

[LiamS95]

Cause he's hot for you and you took him of guard with your sexy comments.

On another topic Kez, I've followed you for years whyid there now no profile photo of your beautiful, gorgeous self?

[KezHarris]

Because I accidently used my real name so that means people could search me and read everything I’ve put, so it’s best I don’t have a profile photo otherwise they’d DEFINITELY know it’s me!

[LiamS95]

Ohĥhh.. too bad. Are you still weight lifting 🏋️‍♀️ I'd lovevto chat with you sometime on zangi or Google Chat if you want or would.

[FunkyMonkee]

Maybe he's a prude or just isn't used to talking, openly, about sexual matters.

[bowenw]

He many simply be shy and doesn't know how to respond.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

You made him blush and look away because of the sex joke. Hint LMAO!!!

[hafinjun]

You were totally right except it's moms attic I live in

[Jennz6]

Are you talking about @Billlewis?

[Billlewis]

I actually had the privilege of briefly chatting with her last night, and I found her to be quite engaging. She apparently also enjoys the prick tease genre, which is, of course very exciting, as well.
. As for the blushing, virtually any woman can make me feel noticeably diminished in her presence, which is very common nowadays for an increasingly number of men, of all stripes.

[Jennz6]

@Billlewis so she was talking about you?

[Billlewis]

No. other than in her reaction to my ''No penetrative sex for twenty plus years' question. She rest it and giggled, and then as she sniggled, her fat ass then shook, bounced and then of course wiggled.

[Jennz6]

@Billlewis sissy boy

[Billlewis]

🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗💕❤️❤️❤️

[Billlewis]

For it is so much fun to tease celibate weenies, that can't get relief without magical lamps that contain mystic genies, for all of the spells, incantations and magic won't stop this poor penis from an existence so tragic, that unending wretchedness, shame and frustration inevitably leads to the humiliation of public displays that highlight the cold truth, that this search can only leave women aloof, and indeed why would any chick even try his pink dicklet, they'd be much better served by a box of mint Chicklets, for in that case at least they'd get some satisfaction, instead of a cock that just can't provide traction... so ultimately when they want to get fucked they'll have to go elsewhere, cause this loser's a cuck.

[NathanDavis]

he wasn't ready for it...