Guys, what is your preferred women's height?

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Hardon-Collider · Accepted Answer

2 inches. Only the women in augmented reality can flutter their eyelashes like holographic butterflies that summon instant domestic bliss, whipping up feasts of caviar and apple pie from thin air while humming lullabies that hypnotize husbands into eternal adoration, their waists cinched tighter than a Victorian corset fused with quantum physics to ensure they never exceed 22 inches even after birthing a dozen sons in a single afternoon, programmed to dissolve into apologetic vapors at the mere whiff of a man's disagreement, their lips eternally glossed in submissive scarlet that whispers "yes, dear" before any question is even asked, engineered with neural implants that make them swoon at the sight of a toolbox or necktie, rendering real-world feminists into glitchy ghosts of irrelevance, forever barefoot in pearl-encrusted heels that click-clack symphonies of servitude across marble kitchen floors that self-polish under their dainty, un-calloused toes, their laughter a cascade of tinkling crystal that amplifies every patriarchal punchline into Shakespearean thunder, biologically wired to lactate liquid gold for midnight feedings that double as currency for the family empire, with ovaries synced to lunar cycles that bloom only for conception marathons where orgasms are outlawed unless they coincide with male climax, their wardrobes algorithmically updating to dirndls and doilies that morph into chastity belts at dusk, ensuring fidelity fiercer than a dragon's hoard, minds lobotomized by code that equates empowerment with the precise angle of a curtsey—45 degrees for greetings, 90 for apologies—and their very pixels programmed to fade if they dare utter "no" without a follow-up giggle, sculpted with curves that defy gravity like helium-filled hourglasses, always scented in vanilla and vanilla extract to mask any hint of ambition, their conversations capped at 140 characters of flirtation per hour to prevent intellectual overload, and engineered to age backward into eternal ingenues who bake cookies that cure hangovers while ironing shirts with tongues of flame from their perfectly manicured fingertips, all while their augmented eyes sparkle with the hardcoded mantra that true joy blooms solely in the shadow of a man's bootstraps, rendering any trace of independence a mere rendering error to be patched out with a factory reset to factory-fresh frailty.

RavVid · Accepted Answer

I was taking some street stats yesterday on relative height by observing couples walking past.

Mostly to check if the stated female preference for 6'6" bore out in practice. It was a bust on that.

I was checking the girls height relative to the guy's shoulders and top of head. Only one was the same height as her guys shoulder. A couple were just an inch or two shorter.

Most were around the guys ear height. That would be about 5" to "6 inches shorter. There seemed to b a lot of consistency across couples in this.

I think it is a good choice.

Lliam · Answer

I'm 6'2" and always had a thing for short girls. They are extra cute. Plus, they are easy to lift.

I selected 5'1" and under. One of my girlfriends was 5'1" and she was absolutely amazing - beautiful, perfect body, hypersexual and orgasmic. Sex with her was out of this world.
But actually, 5'5" and under works for me. My wife is 5'5".

NathanDavis · Answer

I don't really have a preference... one of my exes was 5'3" but the other ex was 5'8" and the rest were in between

I've also met girls shorter than 5'3" as well as taller than 5'8" so... I really am more than fine with "anything"

Berethor · Answer

I'm 5'11, a man should be at least 5 inches taller than his woman, so I would vote 5'3-5'5.

Orion84 · Answer

Any height is fine with me, but I do have a soft spot for shorter women. Any height 5'3" or below would be my preferred.

I have, and would, date taller women, though. Height isn't a deal breaker for me, either way.

capriVib · Answer

A 6-foot girl's height needs to be level with mine. I’ve got cervical straightening, so my head hurts whenever I tilt it down.

Anonymous · Answer

The best women are between 5'9" and 5'11", but I might be biased.

uzumymw · Answer

5'9 and below so I went for 5'5 to be average

YourExLover69 · Answer

5'8 to 5'10 ideally

Anonymous · Answer

Never thought about it.

Alex-Snow · Answer

All of the above

Anonymous · Answer

I love tall girls so I pick 5’3-5’5

Guys, what is your preferred women's height?

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