Want bigger breasts? Slap them!

[bubble_tea]

YES, you read right!

A six-month study conducted by the Thai Health Ministry concluded the slapping technique performed by a pioneering Thai woman to be totally legit. Of course, it kind of has to be, since she's been successfully running her beauty shop for two decades and even has students to pass her groundbreaking techniques on. Source

The slapping also works to firm up your butt or to get a slimmer V-line face!

Slapping does not equal slapping. Watch these videos to get some idea on how to correctly slap yourself, or rather have your person of trust watch them to correctly slap you.

Good luck!

With English subtitles

Lastly, do you think dick slapping could also work?

[monicute]

Breasts are highly vascular, besides tons of sensory points - especially the nipples. So, when a baby sucks, it sends tons of data to the pituitary to secrete two hormones - that leads to milk being released from the nipple - the let down effect. So, stimulating the breasts does in a way affect how fluids build up in the breast. Women who have extra sensory nipples tend to have let down effect while jogging for example - the nipples rubbing against clothes.
Facial tissue on the other hand is devoid of any hormonal effects which may increase fluid buildup or vasodilation.
Seriously doubt if this technique can bring permanent effects, may have to be repeated each day.

[bubble_tea]

Maybe.

[AleDeEurope]

"Mom, I know what I want to be when I grow up. I wanna be a boob slapper!!".

[bubble_tea]

Do you think this profession is more popular than gynaecologist? ^^

[AleDeEurope]

I'd rather be a boob slapper, cause they're less gross than vaginas. Don't get me wrong, I love vaaginas, but I wouldn't like to see a 50 y/o fat, ugly, disgusting woman's vagina. Boobs are most likely to be cleaner than a vagina, so it'll be less gross.

[bubble_tea]

Hmm, I think you have a misunderstanding of how clean everyone keeps themselves before that special doc appointment.
Also your comment about old fat ugly disgusting woman's vaginas is uncalled for.

[AleDeEurope]

I know girls keep it as clean as possible for those appointments, just like when you go to the dentist, but some people don't even care and won't even clean it. Or if they have an infection or something, I don't know if I'll have a strong stomach for that type of things.
Yeah, perhaps my comment about old fat ugly women, was uncalled for, and I apologize if I offended you, or anyone else that read that.

[bubble_tea]

Now this is a reason I can accept.
Those women need medical help too when they have problems. I don't find my grandmas fat or ugly, but who knows how others feel about them. If you denounced a complete racial demography with that comment, there would be plenty people jumping at you, just saying.

[WhiteSteve]

That sound you hear is all the GAG penis size question slapping their dicks around like it stole from them...

... or the slap-dick NY Jets (sorry, Patriots fan, I couldn't resist...)

https://youtu.be/B9h08iX040A

[bubble_tea]

😂 omg I haven't thought of that!

[KhaysunDei]

Here's the science behind this:

When you repeatedly slap a body part, you make it red. So what does this mean? It means that blood is flowing to that body part in response to pain (possible infection so blood comes to carry anti-infection stuff). When blood flows there, it enlarges the blood vessels and capillaries and if you do this repeatedly, they remain larger longer. Although this only works for breasts, I think, because they're soft organs.

[KhaysunDei]

Vasodialation occurs and the blood vessels enlarge and become more permeable to proteins, nutrients, and cells in your bloodstream that enter the tissue in pain thus enlarged breasts. It's a more permanent form of swollen I guess, but hey, all the more power to you if you want bigger breasts.

[bubble_tea]

thanks for the explanation ^^

can you explain why boob slapping makes the boobs grow bigger, but face slapping makes the face slimmer?

[KhaysunDei]

Uh let's see, fat is not suppose to be in your face , only muscle, so when you slap it, you reduce the fat content, but fat is suppose to be in your breasts, so slapping it doesn't remove fat.

[bubble_tea]

hmmm... I'm not fully convinced.

[KhaysunDei]

My God, don't take me for granted though; I do expect some sort of compensation for this. Anyways, look at old people. If you were to dissect a cadaver (a dead body like I dissected one), you would discover that most fat is within the abdomen and thigh areas - areas with very large hallow spaces. There is hardly any fat in the your face because it is mostly bone and muscle. Basically, fat is PRIMARILY stored in your thighs and abdomen (female mammary glands are an exception of course) not your face or other areas unless you overeat. Okay, so I just realized something. If you slap your fat cells in your boobs, they're going to contract and expand. You just softened the cells temporarily and they bounced back but if you repeatedly do this, you make grow stronger and thus bigger. Good?

[Rincewind]

that source is proof of nothing lol. there is no science anywhere in that article and i doubt it works as they claim. any increase in breast size is probably due to inflammation, which wouldn't be permanent and not very healthy.

[bubble_tea]

You do realise it was written tongue in cheek, right?

[Rincewind]

i did not lol. to be honest i only read it very quickly. boy do i look like an idiot now. never mind haha

[bubble_tea]

xD it's ok. I just wondered if I didn't lay it on thick enough xD

[DivaMonae]

Well I don't know if it's true or not but it kind of makes since... Of course if your body gets hit it will cause it to swell.

[bubble_tea]

Yes, it does make sense.. I wonder why face slapping makes the face smaller instead of bigger.

[DivaMonae]

Lol you're funny... I don't think slapping makes the face smaller more like punching and that's because your face gets smashed into a pulp.

[bubble_tea]

Have you watched the second video? The girl in that still explained how her face got smaller from face slapping xD

[Bandit74]

Supposeday there us something similar for men, I think it's called jelquing or something like that :/

10 million baht to become a certified boobs slapper :o

[Bandit74]

supposedly*

[bubble_tea]

Have you converted it yet? I thought the translation was wrong, but she seriously said 10 million baht 😰
I wonder how much her students have to charge their clients for a treatment to get that money back. You can buy lunch for 50 baht. It's probably cheaper to get plastic surgery. 😰

I just googled it. Jelquing is only half as funny as boob slapping.

[Bandit74]

10 million baht = $296,208.60

so it's still pretty heft price just to become a certified boob slapper

yeah jelquing isn't that funny, just kinda awkward 😳

[bubble_tea]

Definitely. I'm surprised she found students who could actually pay that amount of money :O The average salary in Thailand is much less than in the US.

I'd say kegel is more fun, isn't it? It was in the cosmopolitan article I just saw about jelqing

[Bandit74]

I was thinking the same thing.

To be honest I've heard of kegels but I don't know exactly what it is they are, like how people do them.
But I wouldn't be surprised if they ate more fun, jelquing just seems like am inconvenience, also I think it's potentially risky if done wrong :/

[bubble_tea]

Something totally different than I thought lol
www.cosmopolitan.com/.../
So lame haha I thought it's what I saw in Asian videos with those weights tied to your penis (?) and kicks into the nuts lol

[Bandit74]

n Asian videos with those weights tied to your penis (?) and kicks into the nuts

Lmfao, what kind of videos are you watching?

[bubble_tea]

Have you seriously never seen or heard of those videos? I saw it on TV once or twice "curiosities in the world" and @genericname85 posted it under my comment once. Maybe he still has the link to it.

[genericname85]

lol took me some time to find it again :D but here it is https://youtu.be/uPU2cVdFAX8?t=43s

[bubble_tea]

@genericname85 thank you so much! just watched it again... LOL!

[Bandit74]

Lol well that was interesting 😓

[zombiebabe]

heard about that before... hmmmmm i'm not sure if i wanna get slapped on the boobs or face lol.. and why are the women wearing tons of makeup?

[bubble_tea]

I don't know.. But if you act like you look, I suppose it tames down her slaps to a more feminine level, thus it's less painful for the client? xD just guessing here... maybe she just wanted to look more authentic for the camera

[bubble_tea]

just boobs or face? lol so you wanna get slapped on the butt? XD

[zombiebabe]

lol XD

[zombiebabe]

mu butt? *looks at my back*.. some more butt won't hurt lol

[bubble_tea]

LOL forget squatting, just get yourself a butt slap treatment!

[zombiebabe]

lols

[Shyoutgoing]

I can tell you one thing, big boobs aren't as great as they're made out to be. Bras are harder to find and cost more, the issue of sweat, the soreness, the perverted stares.. Rock whatever you got proudly! Don't just do it for guys!

[Not_Helping]

Slapping women makes them beautiful. I'm keeping this in mind!

[bubble_tea]

You're not_helping. Don't start.

[RandomGuy2000]

Hahaha, no, probably not... But I guess it's worth a try xD

[bubble_tea]

Definitely.. there's nothing to lose, right?

[cl_517]

I actually want a reduction!! and this is sooo funny!! it look painful though

[bubble_tea]

It probably is.. I don't know.. I've never tried to hit myself xD

[blondfrog]

Or just get breast implants lol hahah I am a perv for saying this but I jacked off to this lol XD

[bubble_tea]

You're not a perv for saying it, you're a perv for doing it. You're questionable for saying what you did.

[ButtHoleSandwich]

I wonder if there is a way to get smaller ones haha. Great take. Never heard of this before

[SurströmmingLover]

Where do I send my CV in order to be hired to slap breasts?
(and no dick slapping wouldn't work)

[Nonisee]

Already have D size girls, sorry, no to slapping them

[Ihav2fart]

I slapped mine, now they're just red.

[bubble_tea]

lol what a bummer!

[Keyspirits]

Need help slappin' those ma bewbies? 😉

[Ihav2fart]

Hey bubble key is asking you

[bubble_tea]

I'm pretty sure he was talking to you xD

[Dtegesd123]

ouch!!!, want bigger balls, punch them

[bubble_tea]

It doesn't hurt to try.. oh wait lol

[Dtegesd123]

have no one likes it lol. unless they were lying

[AnnVdB]

LOOOOOOLLL

[AnnVdB]

almost spit out my breakfast reading this XD

[Aud_Queen]

Now if they could shrink them I'd be ecstatic :P

[bubble_tea]

lol maybe try the moves she does to shrink the face xD

[xXiTacoXx]

I've seen it all now.

[bubble_tea]

I haven't.. I have yet to see a video about the dick slapper job.

[xXiTacoXx]

There's porn for that...

[bubble_tea]

lol ! what was I thinking, you're right!

[Shaft50]

For the love of breasts... why?

[bubble_tea]

For the love of breasts ^^

[Shaft50]

Hahaha, nice... I'm a guy and every time the woman was slapping that young girls breasts, I was cringing and wincing... ouch!

[Keyspirits]

@ArabianPwincess197 is ur body rdy? 😉 cuz mine is 👙

[ArabianPwincess197]

Where is my giftcard