How many times do you fart a day?

Joe3378

Xper 4 Age: 45

Just wondered. For me it's loads lol.

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Sadly_It_Fell_Off Follow
Yoda Age: 35 , mho 70%

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Not much actually. Usually a enormous one around 5.30pm and then probably again around 11.00pm-ish. I know the times because I have usually just returned home around 5.30pm and have had a cocktail and a light bite by 11.00pm.

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- Joe3378
  
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  Ha ha great. My sister farts literally about 20 times a day. She's unbelievable.
  
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- Sadly_It_Fell_Off
  
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  Seriously or are you joking? In front of you as well? That's a lot of farting I think.
  
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- Joe3378
  
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  Well she did when we were teenagers and whenever I see her now she farts non-stop haha.
  
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- Sadly_It_Fell_Off
  
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  Wow you're really selling your sister here. Its good she feels so comfortable around you. Sorry but I've now got a mental image of Pig Pen from Charlie Brown invading my mind !
  
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Anonymous
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Seriously I fart like 200 times a day I fart so much. I dunno why. They're like huge fucking farts too like super loud and big volume. Haha. My landlords must be like wtf.

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AARON9890 Follow
Xper 6 Age: 31

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Yeah I'm same as you, especially when im at home😂😂 apparently farting regularly is a sign of a good digestive system though so I'm happy I'm a frequent farter haha

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- AARON9890
  
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  Forgot to add a number but id say a good 30-40 times a day hahaha
  
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Prince_teddy4u Follow
Xper 6 Age: 35

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Scientists says that women fart less than men but their smell is worse than men.
I do fart depending upon food I eat.

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- Applefan1
  
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  Really? I heard women fart 3 times more often than men and like you said their reek much worse than men's farts.
  
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Jxpxtxr Follow
Guru Age: 30 , mho 48%

+1 y

I don't remember farting today at all but I'd say it highly depends on what I've eaten 💩

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cinderelli Follow
Guru Age: 31

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@iFarted this is your question.. lol..
as for me.. I have never counted.. haha. maybe twice.. that's all..

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- Toad-1
  
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  *mind blown that you fart* ;o
  
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- cinderelli
  
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  @Toad-1 I fart rainbow and glitter.. duh.. how could you not know
  
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- Toad-1
  
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  Glorious!
  
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- iFarted
  
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  Omg you fart! ? Unbelievable!
  
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- cinderelli
  
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  @iFarted only because you and I are destined to fart together one day... 😘😘
  
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- Toad-1
  
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  So romantic! <3
  
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- cinderelli
  
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  @Toad-1 😂😂😜
  
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- iFarted
  
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  😍 tryna woo me?
  
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- cinderelli
  
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  @iFarted I think I already have. 😉😉
  
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- iFarted
  
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  Bahaha, so confident
  
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- cinderelli
  
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  @iFarted ;P ;P
  
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WhatTheHellAmy Follow
Guru Age: 27 , mho 37%

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I have no idea lol but I don't fart that much to have an average number per day lol

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Anonymous
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Depends on what I eat if I'm eating like kale or some dark leafy greens , I will be cutting loose like 5 times a day.

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Anonymous
(30-35)

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I usually unleash ma biggest one in da morning when I get out of bed... those I release durin' ma day are smaller...

Never count 'em though...

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ElissaDido Follow
Master Age: 31 , mho 37%

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@BeerFarts and @iFarted should answer

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- iFarted
  
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  His farts are wet! D;
  
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- BeerFarts
  
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  Hmmm... about 1,368 times/day. I usually stop counting after that ;)
  
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idkwtftoputhere Follow
Yoda Age: 29

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262 and yes I counted.

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- Joe3378
  
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  Impressive!
  
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abundantlyrich Follow
Master Age: 36

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730 opinions shared on Health & Fitness topic.

Its an indication of possible colon cancer

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WombRaider Follow
Xper 6 Age: 32

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No idea, quite a lot though.

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BusinessBasketball Follow
Xper 7 Age: 32

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I do not count for that, but not a lot lol

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TonyRyanAgain Follow
Guru Age: 39

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@iFarted why did no one tag you for this?

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- iFarted
  
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  They no love mee
  
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Noxifer626 Follow
Yoda Age: 26

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The average is 14 times a day.

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legalboxers Follow
Master Age: 49

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10-12.. I got stomach issues

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Anonymous
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Depends on what I eat aha

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106473 Follow
Xper 5 Age: 35

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Dairy leads to things.

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_lululemonxx Follow
Xper 4 Age: 30

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never. i have no ass

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apple24 Follow
Master Age: 31

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1.5K opinions shared on Health & Fitness topic.

So many times!

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singlebee Follow
Guru Age: 33

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2-3 times

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Becky01 Follow
Yoda Age: 47

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about 5 times

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Decentguy Follow
Master Age: 34

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not that much.

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1.5K opinions shared on Health & Fitness topic.

Like at least 34.

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