Have you ever shit the bed as an adult?

[IamHungry]

Perhaps an odd question; but have you ever snapped off a sewer pickle in bed as and adult. Presumably not on purpose but maybe as you slept or if you were really sick and just couldn't make it to the john.

Yeah I've dropped a log before in my bed

No way man.

This one time I did sneeze a little too hard and sharted the bed

[SweetMissShar]

LMAO, a sewer pickle. I'm stealing that one.
This one time I was really constipated, so I drank water mixed with Epsom salt. I put way too much of the salt in the water. In 10 minutes I was glued to the toilet. The sewer pickle that was causing the issue would not budge. So, I slid a finger in my ass and pulled it out. When it escaped my lovely hole it expanded and fell like a brick in my hand. Pickles went flying everywhere, all over the toilet, all over the walls. It took me hours to clean the bathroom. I was traumatized. Sorry, I know this is a gross story, but the world needed to know.

[Anonymous]

Nope, even if I'm sick or have the runs or anything I'm up and going to the bathroom

[ThatJarHead]

I have never shit the bed. I did drink too much and forgot to pee before hand and woke up and had to race to the bathroom and hit the floor a tad before I woke up enough to aim but that's about it,

[Anonymous]

No but you almost made me pee my pants

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... darn you !

[Poppykate]

Hahaha... I think I am about to... 😂

[Dargil]

Sewer pickle. Lol.