If your butt cheeks start tingling for no reason what does it mean?

[ultimega]

Should I be concerned?

[Intraluminal]

If your right palm itches, you're going to have to pay someone. If your left palm itches, you're going to get money. If your ears itch, someone's talking about you. If your butt cheeks tingle, it means someone wants to rub their hard... hands on it.

[ultimega]

Hmmm... Sounds like the butt has special powers !

[Intraluminal]

Judging by your profile pic, I'm certain that it does.

[PhilBurt]

I wouldn't worry about it. It started happening to my grandmother,
and she was worried about it just like you. It turned out to be a really good thing, because she was able to throw away her diving rod, and just use her butt cheeks. You're lucky!

[Kandy-Kane]

That's amazing! PS I love her nightdress lol

[ultimega]

Such skills :O and they float too?

[PhilBurt]

@Kandy-Kane
It's hot as hell! Looks much more comfortable than that cat woman suit you had on.

[PhilBurt]

Yes! She barely even touches the water.

[Kandy-Kane]

Lololololo

[ultimega]

Lmafo!!

[PhilBurt]

Thanks!

[Kandy-Kane]

Could be a premonition... Like your ass can tell you what the weather will be like or something...

[ultimega]

Lmafo !!!😂😂😂
Wait so if I twerk would it change the weather?

Omg I'm a wizard 0_0

[Kandy-Kane]

Fuck yeahhh

[ultimega]

You better check too ! We could both be wizards 0_0

[Kandy-Kane]

Oh shittttt... I'ma check

[ultimega]

Lemme know if it works!!

[Kandy-Kane]

Hells yeah! Holy cow dude!

[ultimega]

My god... it's a miracle! Σ (°△°|)︴

[Kandy-Kane]

We could become rich!!!

[PhilBurt]

Kandy, Kandy, Kandy... I saw this on Myth Busters. 65% of all of the Ass Tingler's predictions were wrong. Doppler Radar, kicked their butts!
Oh, and about that horse whispering shit... that was debunked, too.
They've proven that the horses just crave the attention!
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[ultimega]

Holy shit Kandy, we need to start a business!!

[Kandy-Kane]

I'm down!

[Kandy-Kane]

@PhilBurt ooohhhh like when you say my name 3 times lmao 😂

[ultimega]

Sounds romantic

[PhilBurt]

Kind of like that. I'll be back in one minute.

[Kandy-Kane]

@PhilBurt lmao

[Paris13]

Have you been sitting too long where the Cheeks fell Asleep? xx

[ultimega]

It's been on and off all day :/

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Yes we have sciatic nerves so they can tend to work on the butt area if they are acting up they could make your butt feel numb they run up the leg through up the buttocks.

[ultimega]

I see, but would be best too relieve the tingling

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

You could try moving your legs about like in bending motion can help relieve some of the discomfort.

[ultimega]

Twerking?

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Yes you could try twerking. LOL

[TheBigSoftie]

Lemme rub your butt cheeks cos I can make you feel better.

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To answer your question I don't know

[ultimega]

If you rub hard enough, you get there wishes🧞‍♀️

[TheBigSoftie]

K. I wish I had breasts for one day.

[ultimega]

Granted.

[TheBigSoftie]

(rubs butt cheeks)
Lemme get some rock-hard abs

[ultimega]

The butt says its possible.

[TheBigSoftie]

(rubs butt cheeks)
I wish to see a picture of your almighty magical booty

[ultimega]

Hahah not gonna happen

[TheBigSoftie]

I believe I have EARNED my final wish.
Just show me a pic in very tight leggings. I will settle for that.

[ultimega]

Lmfao ~ nope! 😂😂

[TheBigSoftie]

Why? You embarrased?

[ultimega]

I'm sure you can figure by now that this was a little joke 😉

[TheBigSoftie]

So?
You don't wanna keep the fun going? ;)

[ultimega]

Nah im good 👌
Till my next random question at 3am😉 😂

[TheBigSoftie]

Fine whatever.
JSYK, you broke my heart this morning, and now I'm gonna need 4-ply. ;)
I NEED 4-PLY, 4-PLY, 4-PLY WHEN I CRY like a little pussy after you left me in the DUST
(If u already have a boyfriend, then I'm not gonna stand in your way.)

[dropkicknj13]

Maybe it's telling you it wants some attention, better tell your boyfriend lol

[ultimega]

Is this a sign?
Like the bat signal 0_0 holy shit

[dropkicknj13]

Just like the bat signal, but for a good time instead of criminals lol

[ultimega]

Does that mean I would need to twerk in case of an emergency

[dropkicknj13]

Definitely
Emergencies, boredom, an overwhelming feeling of generosity

[F1shaun90]

Thats just the effects of me slapping your ass while giving it to you from behind 😉

[ultimega]

Nooo. rubbing calms the ghost inside my butt down 🤔😂😂

[Kandy-Kane]

Oh damnnnnnnn lol

[Anonymous]

It can be bought on by being spanked too hard, before the cheeks had time to build up the skin and blood vessels to withstand the punishment.

[Opinion Owner]

This can relieve the tingling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeIN6Km1fUo

[ultimega]

Seems therapeutic !

[Kandy-Kane]

Dangitall I want my ass rubbed like that

[Opinion Owner]

@Kandy-Kane Let us know how it was.

[Kandy-Kane]

Lmao it'll never happen

[Opinion Owner]

@Kandy-Kane Why not? it looks like a walk in massage place... totally legit.

[beebella]

I don't know, but mine only tingle if I've been sitting for too long.

[ultimega]

Then my butt isn't normal :/

[beebella]

Lmao.. I'm sorry.

[ultimega]

It's okay, my butt is haunted anyway...

[beebella]

😂😂

[ultimega]

But... what if there's a butt grabbing ghost trying to disturb my sleep Σ (°△°|)︴

... I'll call him Marvin.

[beebella]

Marvin just wants some booty, is all. 😛

[ultimega]

Please take him with you.
My butt need peace and quiet.

[SuccessfulHornDog]

My butt makes noise when I get nervous. Its more of a flapping than a tingling. I hope its not a sign of a feart attack

[ultimega]

But thats fear farting 😂😂

[kingdong1]

Its not a butt grabbing ghost its me just go to sleep everything will be OK trust me

[ultimega]

Lmfao😂🤣😂

[kingdong1]

Does it tickle babe

[F7777]

means you sit on them for a long time, or else you want sex with a slap on your butt cheeks.

[Celtero]

Could be poor circulation or nerve issues.

[ultimega]

But it won't stop tingling

[Celtero]

Try going for a walk, or maybe some clothing is too tight.

[ultimega]

I dont think go outside pantless at 2am is gonna help :/

[Anonymous]

it means you need to slap it more its calling for attention!

[PolybiusIsReal]

Dont worry. See a doc just to put his mind at ease

[CaptainLegal]

It's from stress

[ultimega]

Yes... or its haunted by a butt grabbing ghost called Marvin

[monkeynutts]

Hahaha.

[ultimega]

Your laughing at my haunted butt😭😭

[monkeynutts]

Yes your tingling tooshie. Hahaha.

[ultimega]

But it needs an exorcism 😭😭

[monkeynutts]

You need a priest.

[ultimega]

I dont know if he's gentle enough😭😭

[monkeynutts]

I will pray for you.

[ultimega]

Thank you

[omgjassy]

Nothing to worry about

[pizzalovershouse]

it mite have a spider bite

[Philyouup]

I was near by and staring at them...

[weaverman]

Time to stand up lol

[ultimega]

But it tingles when I stand too- I think my butt is haunted

[weaverman]

If its not sore its just a sensation, it will pass

[ultimega]

Does that mean I might need an exorcism for it, if it doesnt?

I'm scared.

[weaverman]

No,!! I've neve heard of a butt exorcism , but it might be fun

[weaverman]

Never heard

[ultimega]

What would that involve ~ holy water possibly?

Not sure if that would do much...

[weaverman]

Maybe the laying of hands on it

[ultimega]

Sounds practical 🤔 if its the only way to drive out ghost then , I'll give it a shot.

[weaverman]

Where are u from, I'm from Ireland, and its a superstitious country

[ultimega]

The U. K, dear

[weaverman]

Oh, lol so we are neighbors, its 2 20 am im just in from late work, why are u not asleep

[ultimega]

Yus indeedy! Because it's hot in my room and my butt really does hurt (all jokes aside)

[weaverman]

It's only the way you lay on it, has the feeling not gone now?

[ultimega]

Yup it's gone, thanks for your help!

[weaverman]

Good girl, anytime, why not follow me, we could chat sometime

[Anonymous]

Too much corn.

[ultimega]

Who would of thought!

[Opinion Owner]

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[Anonymous]

that means you are pregnant..

[Britgent1]

No not at all