Do you massage your anus?

Master Age: 42

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its a muscle like your bicep. Feels good. by the way, the Walmart logo is brilliant because it’s a shithole of human depravity.

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Rachelspiks Follow
Xper 6 Age: 34 , mho 40%

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Ew, no, that's gross (how do I display the green 'vomit' emoji?).

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- OddBeMe
  
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  Mine is cleaned regularly. Could that be the diff?
  
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Sevenpointfive Follow
Master Age: 46

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it gets itchy when i try to conserve my wipes. i try hard to fold over and over but i run out of clean sheet. i am guilty of an itchy walmart sign

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exitseven Follow
Master Age: 55

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I do not but I just want to say that the Walmart logo idea was really funny.

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  Thanks for the MHO
  
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Anonymous
(45 Plus)

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The only kind of "massaging" I do with my anus is to move my butt around while sitting on a hard chair in order to push back in the muscle that pushes out my poop, after I've taken a dump. I know... STRANGE BUT TRUE

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Smashingdoozy Follow
Guru Age: 28 , mho 36%

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469 opinions shared on Health & Fitness topic.

Truthfully git my man for that

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- OddBeMe
  
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  A masseuse for the anus…I’m thinking about it.
  
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WowwGirl Follow
Guru Age: 37

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Okay

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- OddBeMe
  
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  Hey don’t judge me.
  
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- WowwGirl
  
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  Never
  
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msc545 Follow
Master Age: 39

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1.5K opinions shared on Health & Fitness topic.

no, does nothing for me if I do it.

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Dinosaursandanime65 Follow
Guru Age: 18

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594 opinions shared on Health & Fitness topic.

That sounds gross.

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- OddBeMe
  
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  I clean mine so…
  
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- Dinosaursandanime65
  
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  But still. That’s like using a plunger to brush your teeth after using it in a clean toilet
  
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- OddBeMe
  
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  No it’s actually nothing like that.
  
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- Dinosaursandanime65
  
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  Yeah it is. Like that time Arawn made a lemonade stand but instead sold his piss
  
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- OddBeMe
  
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  I don’t lick my finger afterwards
  
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- Dinosaursandanime65
  
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  You’re too Grove for me
  
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Anonymous
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No surprises there.

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TheAfrikan Follow
Yoda Age: 34

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No way

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