Skinny jeans...wtf!?

Question

how can guys wear skinny jeans. doesn't it smash your balls? what do you guys think?

KhromeWagon · Accepted Answer

Guess I have to be the only one to defend male skinny jeans. Personally, that's what I usually wear, although in a slacked manner: link . This allows room for movement and comfort, while still allowing the look of skinny jeans. Most guys can't pull it off, but as of now the cutting edge of fashion is a skinnier (not necessarily skinny, just slimmer) jean. Hipsters, Undergrounders and Muscicians frequent the skinny jean, and can almost always pull them off (in my, and many females opinions). Overall, I wholeheartedly enjoy skinny jeans, and will continue to defend them as long as men and women don't accept them.

Brando · Accepted Answer

I don't like them. I like fitted jeans, because skinny people wearing really baggy clothes looks kind of goofy. But skinny jeans are really uncomfortable, both with how they feel and how they make me feel. I don't feel good in them, and need to put on a regular pair of jeans or pants. If you get in a bad situation, then yes it can make your equipment uncomfortable. That has happened only once, and it was the last time I told myself I'd wear jeans too skinny. I felt trapped, claustrophobic and like I was going to rip my pants off to free my junk from their discomfort.

nermalinda · Accepted Answer

It looks OK on super skinny guys. Because after all, skinny jeans on a skinny guy is just jeans that fit him. Majorly sagging jeans freak me out more. What's the point of wearing a belt when their pants are already to  their knees? But I have seen something pretty hilarious and that's sagging skinny jeans. Fashion just never knows when to stop lol.

Butterfly_kisses09 · Accepted Answer

I don't like skinny jeans on guys, I don't even wear skinny jeans. Lol so I definitely don't want my guy to wear them.

rachel05 · Accepted Answer

not on guys.. weeeeeeird..

ihatework · Answer

no skinny jeans here, the captain needs room to breathe.

xBurningSilence · Answer

I wear skinny jeans. I find them to be more comfortable and its the style for my "clique" if you will.. and as for ball mashing I sag my jeans which gives some nice comfort room for the fellas.

xzinax2 · Answer

some guys look good in them,and this guy doesn't seem to have any trouble getting his junk in them (TWSS)

MrWrong · Answer

I wore them once.

Once.

Some girls like them on guys. They don't suffocate you package, but your legs will feel horrible, and the jeans will bunch up around your knees.

I prefer boot cut, so my little guy can breathe.

NeilHamburger · Answer

As a disciplined freeballer, I can't even imagine how uncomfortable skinny jeans are. Plus they look ridiculous and the people who wear them tend to be douche bags.

superuss · Answer

I have no idea how guys do this. I had a girl that tried to get me to wear them once. They are horrible.

yagurlnira768 · Answer

lol get a looser pair...or smaller junk... personally..i am indifferent on skinny jeans on guys... it can be awesome and terrible on guys..so it depends.

Roseliver · Answer

HAHAHA yeah.. I don't know... I have a guy friend and he wears skinny jeans...made for girls... yeah... I just ignore it :S and he's straight.

imperatriz · Answer

Thank goodness there's still guys out there that don't like skinny jeans! I was beginning to lose hope...

Tentacle_Therapist · Answer

I think it looks good on skinny guys. Kinda suits them.

stevo · Answer

IF they're slim and trim they could pull it off. Not something I would do.

12elizabeth · Answer

hahahahhah I wouldn't know lol well, I think their better off on girls in that case,...

ImCorey · Answer

im with you. it looks terrible. and I feel bad for there poor balls.

cyrus7 · Answer

I don't know, I tried a pair once and couldn't get it up my crotch area comfortably lol and it was my size -_-

RedThread78 · Answer

would never wear skinny jeans... I like my junk being able to breathe.

RockyHorror · Answer

I'm with you.  I think it looks odd when men wear skinny jeans too.

Anonymous · Answer

worst look ever for guys. maybe they have tiny boy parts

Anonymous · Answer

I prefer slim or regular fit, but hate skinny jeans. Especially tapered jeans, looks awful on men AND women.  Skinny boot cut jeans on girls is super hot though.

Ezmotts · Answer

Tell me about it, I tried one of for fun and I couldn't fit my calves past them.

DonMichelle · Answer

The truth has been spoken

Shaun · Answer

I don't think about other guys' balls.

-StillWater- · Answer

My thoughts exactly...

smilesgirl · Answer

I've never liked them on guys.

LetsGoSailing · Answer

Hahah, I almost peed my pants when I saw this.

Loools · Answer

Haha, I don't really like them on guys.

Belt-fedAnimal · Answer

Flamers wear skinny jeans.

allyandee · Answer

I think they look hot

Anonymous · Answer

I think it looks horrible!

tyrantfuryre · Answer

skinny jeans are gay on dudes

Anonymous · Answer

haha I always wondered how guys fit into them

Anonymous · Answer

Ugh. HELL NO.

Shadoww · Answer

I KNOW!, WTF?!

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