My Dad made a bet with me that I can't knock him down with a punch with boxing gloves, is there a way to punch to win the bet?

[Anonymous]

Basically me and my Dad brought boxing gloves and he bet me $100 that I could not knock him down with a punch. What is the best way to punch to knock him down? Like uppercut to his chin or his stomach? Or just as hard as I can in his nose or something? I am only 90 lbs and my shoulders only sit around his belly button height for reference

[DCooper]

Right in the ol' nads. That'll put a guy on the ground.

[Asker]

I don't really want to touch that area thank you 😂

[Tekkasonic]

they only way you can win is if you can hit a weight supporting joint like the back of the knee from the back. you won't with with strength, you need to win with smarts. think judo not boxing.

[Asker]

Good point! So the back of his knee or the front?

[Tekkasonic]

Back, you want the knee to buckle not break

[Asker]

Oh no, I want it to break to prove my point! 😂😂😂

[Anonymous]

Hit him in the nuts, and plug your nose when he farts from the pain. Bring a bucket for him to puke into

[Asker]

I already lost the bet. I tried punching the back of his knee and he didn't fall. He just laughed at me and said "what was that?".

I don't think he would have want down even if I did go for his privates because he is really strong. What do you mean fart and puke by the way?

[Opinion Owner]

Doesn’t matter how strong he is. All men go down when you hit them in the nuts, no matter how strong they are. And when you hit a man in the nuts, a signal travels up to his stomach through the vagus nerve which connects to the testicles. This is why men tend to belch and fart after getting hit in the nuts, but they’ll also often puke, shit, piss, etc. as well

[Asker]

Oh Jesus... I don't want to hurt him that bad ha ha ha. I think it's just mean to punch him there if it does all that even if I would win

[Anonymous]

Punch him in the nuts...

I know that was the answer you were fishing for.

[Asker]

Ew why would I touch my Dad there?

[Opinion Owner]

You aren't going to touch your dad "there" because there was never a bet made. You're just a dude with a fetish who wants to hear people talk about hitting guys in the balls.

I'm not judging, just offering some constructive criticism. If you're hoping to get more responses, you might want to make it less obvious, because people are getting bored of the constant ball busting posts.

[Asker]

Wtf is wrong with you? I didn't mention anything about balls? You are a wierdo I was talking about just a fun thing me and my dad were doing and you start talking about fetishes and hitting balls? I don't even know why you commented on this if you are looking for fetish posts or what ever you are looking for

[Opinion Owner]

You didn't say it, but you're hoping people take the bait and bring it up. You aren't even the first person on here to post this (or maybe you are and this is one of your many accounts) I have seen this exact post, word for word lol.

[Asker]

Well I didn't know anything about what you are talking about? How did I even suggest anything about fetishes or balls? Wtf. Well look I don't know what you want with your fetish hunt thing that your doing but if my question sounded like some fetish thing then sorry but I'm allowed to talk about some light hearted fun without people like you trying to make it sexual in some way. EW I don't even like to say it because it's my dad please stop talking to me about fetishes on this question that's just gross.

[Opinion Owner]

Lol right. Good luck with your "bet"

[Asker]

Thanks good luck with your weird fetish sh*t

[Opinion Owner]

Thank you. I'm sure I'll stumble onto you again when you post more of the same.

[Asker]

What ever fetish dude. Hope someone punches you in the balls for I all I care

[Opinion Owner]

I'm sure you do lmao