Which is better: a good night's sleep or a good crap?

[bean2k21]

I can't make up my mind.

Good night

Good crap

[purplepoppy]

A good crap is basically an orgasm. First, there's the tingle downstairs, the pressure builds up as you search for a release, and then whoosh a big explosion and your left shaken and satisfied thinking wow I needed that. You look down at what you've produced with a sense of pride but then the shame kicks in once people on the bus start tutting.

[bean2k21]

Why do I feel so aroused?

[pers0n]

Crapping while asleep because you can pick it up and eat it in your dream and it'll taste great.

[Havthrills]

Crapping. It's just a great feeling. I don't know the last time I had a good night's sleep.