Genetically alter women to lay eggs like chickens?

[lightbulb27]

We all know Elon is rich enough to pay scientists to do the work. So, if women could be genetically altered to lay eggs like chickens... that are small eggs with little humans inside that grow into normal sized humans... would you do it vs the "live 8lb birth" thing?

Just seems so much easier to lay a small sized chicken egg than a giant watermelon that is alive. Who came up with that and why is it better?

Just lay the fertilized egg... sit on it at work and hatch your baby.

Egg laying season... or upset baby was just hardboiled.. not sure...

Clearly Elon would want to design the eggs so don't mix them up with cooking eggs... wouldn't want to hard boil your kids. Maybe make them like... checker board patterned...

Happy Thanksgiving!

Well ok then, this is a novel idea...

For sure

No because

Other

[Orion84]

Well, if we want our children to continue having complex brains, I'm afraid we are, for the moment, stuck with the watermelon heads.

Women have to cook the little marble eating bobbleheads for nine months so that they can develop those big, pelvis destroying craniums. An egg wouldn't provide anywhere near enough nourishment for the developing snot machines.

[lightbulb27]

hummm... sounds like a technical issue. We shrink their heads down but run AI chips in their brains.
Happy Thanksgiving!

[exitseven]

Nice picture of a liberal's reaction to the 2024 election.

It is definitely an idea whose time has come especially considering the price of eggs at the grocery store.

[lightbulb27]

Good point, lost a lot of chickens.
Lets all get some Trump chickens in the backyards and make eggs great again! Happy Thanksgiving!

[exitseven]

@lightbulb27 Happy Thanksgiving to you as well.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[Apple1996]

I prefer giving birth the normal way but I'd be willing to be a chicken and pop out some eggs just to see what it'd be like

[lightbulb27]

that's the spirit! Happy Thanksgiving!

[FunkyMonkee]

You've never thought of sticking a few up there and squeezin' `em out?

[Apple1996]

@FunkyMonkee nah lol

[Apple1996]

@FunkyMonkee they do sell a dildo with eggs. It's like a weird kink thing

[FunkyMonkee]

Never heard of that. Like, one of those dragon things that squirts and egg up into you?

[Apple1996]

@FunkyMonkee yess lol

[9in_Serpent]

So basically you want to have anal sex and vaginal sex at the same time i take it!

[lightbulb27]

no keep same orafice... Happy Thanksgiving!

[9in_Serpent]

Lol Happy Thanksgiving!

[FunkyMonkee]

What does one have to do with the other?

[Anonymous]

Wouldn't it be easier and lessgenetic altering to create a artificial womb instead?

[lightbulb27]

Sure, didn't want to take away the experience from women, but sky is the limit. Happy Thanksgiving!

[Opinion Owner]

Pregnancy can be very painful and life threatening, so I assume a majority of women would favor artificial womb over natural birth.

[Nik1hil]

WTF..

JUST WTF..

Women do have a whole egg inside in their Uterus.. when her Water breaks, before childbirth that's Basically her egg Breaking!..

[beefcakebradybatson]

So we can have 25,000,000,000 humans? Don't think so !!!

[paledreams]

No because.
No

[lightbulb27]

Easy for you to say... don't have to make watermelon come out. Happy Thanksgiving!

[TheStaleMarshmellow]

Harpys are hot.

[Crazzyyworld]

yes laying egg is better than pregnancy

[lightbulb27]

Awsome... Elon, we got a taker. Happy Thanksgiving!

[FunkyMonkee]

Same thing except that you're giving birth to an egg instead of a full grown baby.

[lightbulb27]

@FunkyMonkee small egg... not a big one... much easier.

[FunkyMonkee]

Exactly.

[Enginn]

Because lots of craziness would follow.

[FunkyMonkee]

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