What's the BEST way to WAKE UP in the morning?

[AviatorTom]

You've had a fantastic night of restful sleep and it's now time to wake up.

What's the best way to wake up in the morning?

Please vote in the poll.

Alarm Clock

Music Alarm

Smartphone Alarm

Partner Intimacy (HJ, BJ, etc)

Kid (s) Piling into your Bed

My Body Wakes Up when It Wants To

Something Else - please tell

[RandomGirl42]

The best way to wake up would be to not wake up 'til spring when it's actually not friggen' winter out but that never happens 'cuz the dog is always jumping on the bed by 6 friggen AM and I have to get up and take care of the stoopid chickens anyway so there are no best mornings.

[Staximus]

Get up and tend to your chickens, yard bird

[RandomGirl42]

Ty for the MHO 😊

[purplepoppy]

There was this couple who agreed whoever woke first would awaken the other with oral sex.

He woke first and she choked to death.

[BCRanger10]

My body wakes up whenever it decides to these days. It's so used to waking up at 4 AM or earlier over the last few years that even when I get to bed really late, I still wake up around that time.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If you want to wake up quick this is one sound that would defiantly get you out of bed.

[Anonymous]

I lived with a girl for two years who loved to wake me up by sucking on my unit. Unfortunately, she was also crazier than an outhouse dog, but those morning benefits made it damned difficult to end things with her.

[queenofcardio]

Physical affection

[Nikki1989]

Coffee and music.

[NathanDavis]

alive...

[AgentG111]

Several of those could be very nice!

[bananathunder]

I'll take physical intimacy every time

[CuriousMufuxka]

Hell, just not in pain at this point!

[Bklynbadboy12]

With some good head do you agree

[exitseven]

get up and pee.

[CubaPirate]

Clock radio

[AviatorTom]

@CubaPirate People still have those? I got rid of mine 15 years ago.😐

[CubaPirate]

I got a new one as a gift at Christmas

[beefcakebradybatson]

A b. j. !!!