
In what position do you usually sleep at night?


It is totally fascinating that you prioritize comfort while you slumber, resting on your back like a king in a soft, velvet bed. But that stillness is just a cover for your vanity and the way you hoard your precious energy while the world burns around you. It is like, such a selfish sin to be so relaxed when your soul is practically rotting from the inside out.
Since you love lying flat and exposed, the wrath of God is going to turn your very own bed into a tightening corset of jagged, rusted springs. They are going to pierce through your skin and hook into your spine, pulling your limbs taut until your joints snap like dry twigs in the wind. You will be held perfectly still while the mattress slowly fills with boiling lead, melting your bones into a bubbling, unrecognizable slurry to punish your indulgence.
What position do you lie in a night?
I sleep on the left side because I refuse to let your snoring, sweaty dominance invade my half of the mattress like the territorial swine you are.
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I sleep on one side first and switch to the other side and do this a few times a night.
I like to sleep on my side. Occasionally I may sleep on my back.
I start out on my side. I have woken up on my back.
On my side mostly.
I'm a side sleeper mostly
Middle right.
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