+1 yI remember two occasions:
At 18, I drank 4-5 shots of vodka on my cousin’s 21st birthday and when I woke up, the first thought I remembered was, how I was roaming naked in my cousins house to find a bathroom midnight.
I woke up ashamed and my first thought was “Hell, no. I woke up.”
Have never drunk vodka again.
2nd one was recently, I live alone and I had an awful flu, very high fevers for two days, fatigue, I had never had this bad flu ever before. I went to the doctor and got some injections and vomited on my way back. This has never happened to me before. I have never vomited.
I couldn’t go to sleep cause I was scared If I’d go to sleep, I’d not be able to take care of myself, I went two sleepless nights, and when I was already powerless I called my mom and asked her to sing me a lullaby. I was thinking I’ve never been that weak ever before. So, I was thinking that could as well be my last day.
She sang me a bedtime song and I fell asleep fearing I’d not wake up the next morning.
The next morning, was a 3rd day of the flu, I woke up and my first thought was
“I can’t believe I am alive!!! What a wonderful morning.”
I wanted to tell everyone I was alive 🤣
That day my fever went down and I got better.
But the feeling I had that morning the amazement and happiness to realize I woke up that morning, that felt amazing.
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+1 yCome on... what thoughts before coffee kicks in?
It's a miracle I drag myself out of bed, when alarm clock starts to make noises, especially during winter... then coffee, then dragging the youngest out of bed. She ignores every and any alarm clock, so i have to do it myself. And then coffee kicks in and my brain starts to cooperate...
The first thought? "Where the hell are my socks and sweater?" Its kinda freezing here... :D
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"I am hard, Should I go and pee or should I Beat it off, But if I beat it off I will end up with low energy levels for the day. Do I have anything important today, if not I will beat it, if I have something I won't touch it."
That's the usual thought process
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Lol lol lol 😂😆 and what about wondering what time it is? ⏰ Or the weather lol ☁️🌡️
m +1 yusually the things I dreamt of...
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... 30 ReplyUsually something like: I want to sleep!
Sadly, adulting is adulting.30 Reply
+1 yAside from daydreaming, brushing my teeth or going to the bathroom.
10 ReplyUsually whatever I had been dreaming about, something I am excited to do or love.
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+1 yUsually what's the weather, what's the time, usually the time is first, followed by weather and hopefully no one's in the toilet 🚽🪠👀👀👀😞😭
10 ReplyRealizing I have to pee I hotfoot it to the toilet. If I have morning wood, that’s a whole different approach to peeing.
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@thegreenyogi - if you want to know the different approach to peeing I can tell you if you want 🙂
- Saying good morning to girlfriend.
- Kissing and showered together.
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+1 yThat who is on my tits my boys or my partner lol... i usually wake up when one of them is milking me
10 ReplyI have to pee and the bedroom is like a friggin meat locker/
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Anonymous(30-35)+1 yI think about a woman I love and pray for her good health and well being. It's unconscious.
Then I go to work
20 ReplyI usually stare into the abyss for like 5 minutes
10 ReplyHow many more times can I hit that snooze button
00 ReplyExcited about the day ahead.
30 ReplyOh God! ANOTHER workday!
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I wonder what today will bring my way and what is the weather like outside.
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Anyhow I found your answer funny sir 😅😜
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+1 y"not again"
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Anonymous(25-29)+1 yTaking a pee so I can get rid of that morning wood.
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Opinion Owner+1 y@Kelly6 Morning wood goes away after I pee.
+1 yThis bed is really warm...
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+1 yHere we go again to work, lol.
20 ReplyIt's nice to be home and not in the dorm 😊
30 ReplyI want to go back to sleep
20 ReplyReally? about a certain person.
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Anonymous(36-45)+1 yWhat bad things are going to happen today.
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+1 ySam reviving Optimus Prime
10 Reply@thegreenyogi what time is it!
20 ReplyI need to pee.
20 Replyanother day on earth
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+1 y'Time to pee and brush my teeth!'
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Anonymous(25-29)+1 yAny new messages on phone 😂
10 ReplyF I don't want to goto work.
10 Reply“Today’s plans: …..”
30 ReplyI gotta poop.
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+1 yCoffee.☕️
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@Wise4myage me too 💞
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@rachel776 Nice, I love that first cup the most!
+1 yi need to pee
20 ReplyI have to pee
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Usually I toss between what time is it and is anyone in the toilet, I hope not, as I have to pee, and it's X time ⏰ especially if it's a work day 💼
😩😩😩😩😩
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+1 yGrub!!!
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