What’s the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?

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Or whenever it is that you wake up.

PrettyPriya · Accepted Answer

You didn't use your weekend very wisely, did you? Well, the first thing I do is get out of bed. I know that is probably more of a process for you than for the rest of us. Tell me, do you use a ladder?

In any event, I put my feet on the floor (because they reach) and walk to the bathroom to pee. Yup, to much information there. Then it is a quick look at what sort of rats nest has formed out of my hair.

From there, it is usually out to the kitchen to get some juice and make something small to eat. I usually just have fruit for breakfast. Then I procrastinate a while because of my morning ritual of getting myself ready.

I won't go into great detail, but it is a process and then some. Shower is the least of the issue. It is everything that comes after it. From drying and styling my hair to applying what limited war paint I do actually wear.

Then, I usually watch the news and weather (always the same, always hot) and head off to work. Lately though, because of my different work schedule I had for a while, it was more procrastinating then actual getting ready.

Sorted.

Emiliamazing · Accepted Answer

Usually we get woken up by our youngest, and then my husband and I may snuggle a little bit, which is easy because he's slightly taller than me and very easy to cuddle with. Then it's in to the bathroom to take care of some usual details. We then cook breakfast and get the kids lunch is packed. After that, it's usually a bit of free time and I think of the plate of all the short people in the world that must be hard to go through such a busy morning routine if you can't take long strides and make up for lost time (finding shoes, water bottles, etc).

Do you find your shoes are often hidden? I can't imagine having to find such tiny shoes, even if your residence is smaller. They could be hidden anywhere!

Perhaps you just sleep in them, that might be the simplest fix to losing your shoes.

NathanDavis · Accepted Answer

the very VERY first thing I do when I wake up is to revisit and remember whatever I was dreaming about... "I re-write it down in the vaults of my mind"

and then I do crawl into the shower to get the coldest shower possible, that's the only way I truly wake up from the dormant realms... lol

WindAtMyBack · Accepted Answer

Get outta bed. Throw on a robe. Walk up the stairs. Sometimes check the outside temperature. Head down the hallway. In the winter turn up the thermostat. Turn on the computer. Head to the bathroom. Maybe go make coffee. Then back to the computer.

dustybiker · Answer

Start my plans to take over the world.

Sour-rose · Answer

Besides letting it rip, i've made it a routine to do bed excercises.

-20 pushes ups
-40 torso twists (gotta get used to it)
-30 second elbow plank (workin' on it)
push ups are easy to remember but the plank thing (i did this Saturday) Oh boy... kinda hard to stay even a minute when your bed is soft and you tryna keep hard

SeriouslyFunny00 · Answer

This is kinda surprising but, I usually open my eyes first.. 🙈

WonderBell99 · Answer

Snooze the freaking alarm like a thousand times lmao and my mom or my grandma (depending on who I’m staying with) screams like a dinosaur to wake me up 🤠. My grandma usually a nags me and guilt trips me into waking up by saying that she’s old and that I’m stressing her out lmaooo

ZXCwWRQWz · Answer

I get morning wood all the time for some reason but not for the absence of sex. I just get it all the time. Don't think it's because of testosterone or anything awesome like that. I just think I got a condition where I wake up with morning wood 90% of the time. So most of the time I'm trying to get the wood down and take a piss but it's hard because I gotta bend over and try to direct it down but it resists.

Agape93 · Answer

I drink some tea so I'm awake enough to not drown our baby @PrettyPriya

Tina19 · Answer

As soon as i open my eyes i see my pet rabbit he sleeps next to me in the basket which is placed on the side table of my bed my pet hamza is the last one i kiss when i sleep and first one to hug and cuddle in morning ❤🥰

Knoxmandz19 · Answer

Stretch my legs & arms, go to the loo and pee in the toilet, then if I smell I have a shower or otherwise I go back to bed, have a quick play with myself then go get changed

blissinanarchy1 · Answer

Think to myself “God I hate this fucking job, I want to call in DEAD” promise myself to sleep as soon as I get home (Which never happens), get in the shower, sway back in forth under the water for five minutes before actually cleaning myself.

FunkyMonkee · Answer

Throw off the blankets, if I'm even using any. if I'm not, just get up and walk to the bathroom, if I really have to go or, if I don't, sit here and check my mail and G@G messages, like I'm doing right now.

letuswaltzforthedead · Answer

For better or for worse, I usually check this site as soon as I wake up. I take a few minutes before being mentally awake enough to deal with anything else.

BobbieBoy666 · Answer

Silence my alarm on my phone reach down and pet and rub my penis then use the bathroom and go pee pee like s good boy. 💞

jennifer_bloom · Answer

I check my phone for emails and messages and updates and drink my daily weight loss drink and work on my book.

AsaKyo · Answer

Well, it was to practice my driving, but I almost killed myself trying to back out of my driveway this morning, so back to cleaning, I guess lmao

Havthrills · Answer

Huh. I haven't woke up in the morning for a while now. In the morning, I guess stretch, roll a little. Pee. Maybe masturbate. Dress, get coffee.

misfittoy · Answer

get dressed, to take the dog for his 5am walk before i go to work

Lliam · Answer

Pee. Then brush my teeth, wash my face and comb my hair.

MCheetah · Answer

Check my email, to be honest. Second thing I do is pee.

Nikki1989 · Answer

Use the toilet, wash my hands and face and then go downstairs to make coffee.

Fireguy17 · Answer

Pet the orange kitty that is standing on my chest, get up and leave a squirt, feed said kitty, give the other cat her treats.

Voldra · Answer

Exercise, shower, groom, shave; after shaving I look in the mirror & say "Damn! That's one good looking guy". The funny thing is after awhile I started to believe it:)

Msputiton · Answer

Wake up my roommate

DancingQueen16 · Answer

Usually I wash my face then I get some breakfast

BJP21 · Answer

I shower the night before, I wake up get dressed and make a coffee right before I leave for work.

TroyDT2 · Answer

Stretch, put on my running clothes and shoes, and go for a five miler.

Googlemyahoo · Answer

Turn alarm clock off. Get up. Shower, dress. Leave.

tfan1 · Answer

Urinate in the toilet if I don’t have morning wood. If I do then sit down and lean forward pushing my penis down and hopefully it won’t touch the water in the toilet bowl.

OfDeath · Answer

I throw the phone at the wall. Buying a new phone every day is expensive.

Iron_Man · Answer

Check my cell phone for messages on gag from my girl

Jltakk · Answer

I leave cat food out for the strays. I don't own any due to horrible allergies.

Hardworkingguy · Answer

Check my phone to see if I'm on time for work

firstyesterday · Answer

I check my phone/message my boyfriend, have a coffee, wash, get dressed and then check my emails

CurtJohn88 · Answer

Brush teeth start cooking breakfast before kids wake up give them breakfast and change them and clothes get them ready for the day along with myself.

Blackcupcake · Answer

I send good morning messages…

sirderpsalot123 · Answer

Get up and piss excellence

LavLavLuv · Answer

snuggle in my blanket then check my phone

Apple1996 · Answer

Breastfeed

Charliefretz329 · Answer

Play with myself until my blood is pumping enough to competently make coffee

Lyndsielee666 · Answer

Cry about the four hours of sleep I got tbh

midnightmoon05 · Answer

Bathroom business. We

watercolor_lions · Answer

Seek. FOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

Summeroflove · Answer

My bed usually.

Sonorous · Answer

Open my eyes.

TrueConfection · Answer

Turn on the Keurig ☕

BeMuse · Answer

Get out of bed.

bubblegunnn · Answer

Blinks my eyes and drik a water

AddylynnNightingale · Answer

I try to sleep again.

JPresidente · Answer

Pee, burp or fart (at least I admit it) LOL

KrisKris81 · Answer

Breakfast, bathroom, shower

call_me_scar · Answer

Check my phone for messages

douride2 · Answer

Use the toilet.

Shamalien · Answer

Talk to my love

smilelots · Answer

pee then wash my hands then brush my teeth.

pink-jilly · Answer

I usually sleep some more

Fuentes · Answer

Lay down for another 10 minutes then get up

SpaceGalaxy · Answer

Check my phone

Gooddaze · Answer

Pee. And then drink of water

DeeDeeDeVour · Answer

Stretch.

exitseven · Answer

get up and pee.

ConspiracyTheorist · Answer

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