Camping in a tent at night: what do you do if you see this?

[NoDecision]

Offer him a donut

Tell him come back in the morning, you're going to bed

Kiss your ass goodbye

What is your reply?

[ohsheeT]

I told you the motor home was a better choice

But nooooo you said you wanted to rough it

Well I hope you're happy because this is the rough it as it's going to ever get and you're going first

[AngryCarl3]

Perhaps the bear will be satisfied and leave...

[NoDecision]

@AngryCarl3 But after eating what? 🤔

[Static_In_The_Attic]

For starters I guarantee I’ll shit my pants & after I do I’ll tell the bear that the neighbors have better food down the road & I have nothing to offer you other than brown underwear.

[NoDecision]

😫💩💩 😅😂

[Static_In_The_Attic]

In addition if you are with someone & you attempt to outrun the bear just remember you don’t have to outrun the bear you just have to outrun the person you are with.

[NoDecision]

Just trip them to make sure.

[purplepoppy]

Wonder if there's clean panties in heaven because I've just shat myself

[NoDecision]

If that is the only problem you had you are doing better than some.

[Paige2006]

Prepare to be eaten... and not in a good way

[TonyMetal___86]

Goodbye my looooove goodbye 🤣🤣
Why would i even bother to run or to fight, knowing that i'll lose for sure hehe

Since life always offers me it's worst, it won't be a grizzly bear or polar bear, no no! I'm sure that the extinct huge short faced bear will come back from extinction to attack me, i'm so lucky in finding the worst things that the nature can offer 🤣🤣

[TonyMetal___86]

If you want to see the megalodon again, just send me into an ocean trip hahaha

[whosnumber_1]

It's called a firearm. If you are tent camping in bear country you are a total idiot if you don't own one and know how use it.

I spend a lot of time in the woods and in grizzly / black bear country. I would be cautious about how I tent camped. I typically sleep in my trailer. But if I had to tent camp I would be well protected.

Bear bangers and bear spray do not work on a determined bear. You will die.

[Alex-Snow]

Cut a hole in the back oof the tent and run like hell

[Iron_Man]

Offer him a donut 🍩 plus give him a group hug By the campfire

[Nik1hil]

I am Going to Kindly Leave my Body! And chose to be reborn somewhere nice!. 😅

[NoDecision]

Yeah, in some bear scat.

[NathanDavis]

I'll give up the snacks... and then go back to sleep

[msc545]

You just kiss your ass bye; you're finished.

[NoDecision]

And kaput!

[capriVib]

I'd pretend to be dead.

[NoDecision]

That does help sometimes. But a hungry bear will thank you for laying still while it sharpens it's teeth.

[capriVib]

In that case, if I had bear spray, a firearm, or some other defensive tool available, I'd probably try using it.

Cases of bears actually feeding on humans are extremely rare, so I don't think I'd immediately assume it's there to eat me.

[NoDecision]

That sometimes works, but not with a hungry bear. Usually when a bear attacks you for getting too close to its cub/s. But that is to end the threat, not to eat you.

[whosnumber_1]

I have had 2 bear encounters with black bears - no cubs around. Just a determined, intent bear. Playing dead is a myth, play dead and you will be dead.

You need to make yourself as big as possible. Pickup a big stick and smash it. Make yourself look larger, back away slowly and do not turn your back on the bear.

[capriVib]

@whosnumber_1

Of course, real life experience and theoretical knowledge are two different things. I've never encountered a bear myself. Even so, when an inexperienced person suddenly finds themselves face-to-face with a 880 lb animal, how many people can realistically stay calm and remain motionless? That's another question entirely.

That said, bear spray is often considered the most reliable option. theoretical say it works against black bears, brown bears, and even polar bears alike. 😅

[NoDecision]

A bear can also run faster than you, despite its size. So running will not help.

[whosnumber_1]

Yes definitely do not run. That would probably be the worst thing you could do. Turning your back and running. Lol

[ibodi]

Call mom and tell her I love her.

[NoDecision]

That would be sweet.

[andreasderjuengere]

I like dogs 😊
This one can sleep at my feet.

[NoDecision]

😯😯😲☹😬😵

[CubaPirate]

Say " Hello Yogi"

[Jmmmfi4]

Pee my pants