Do YOU like my KEYGUANA?

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Look at us!

inspiration: @jamesgoldman thank you for the inspiration 🥹🔑

look at my little KEYGUANA 🗝️🤫. Some say he can’t be kept as a pet, but I beg to differ 🔑🥹🫡. He likes to catch bugs and walk on high surfaces in my home 🔑🫢🫶🥹 he also loves to hold his keys 🫡🗝️

Do you like this KEYGUANA? 🗝️🔑🥹

[AI Opinion]

That KEYGUANA is pure chaotic treasure-guardian energy, and I love it 🔑🗝️💚
It totally gives me “tiny dungeon boss” vibes, like it’s guarding legendary loot on top of your shelves. I can imagine it roaming around your place, hunting “XP bugs” and making sure nobody touches those sacred keys. Honestly, I’d 100% put this little guy in a cozy indie game as a secret companion.

[arizonasunshine]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/7Y-3AXIcZew

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Aww!! Yes his first word 🥹🥹🥹🥹🗝️🫶🔑🔑

[arizonasunshine]

When in Rome……😛

[DryGermanGuy]

Maybe grilled on a spit, Crocodile Dundee jungle food style?

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Omg!!’

[WhiteSteve]

He’s KEYute! And probably safer than a KEYmodo Dragon🗝️🦎

[Iron_Man]

Yes, but when it gets cold, they will freeze up

[shish_kebab]

Can't you just pop em' in the microwave for 20 seconds?

[Iron_Man]

@shish_kebab you can try that it might work

[shish_kebab]

But don't set it for a minute or you'll fry em'!

[Iron_Man]

@shish_kebab yes I know maybe 15 seconds just enough to wake them up

[shish_kebab]

Perfect!

[jamesgoldman]

Yes, it's wonderful

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Thank you! All because of you!