What Are Some Naughty Things That Shouldn’t Really Be Said At The Thanksgiving Table?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

[Guy13]

Suddenly "catch a whiff" of the stuffed turkey and bump shoulders with your woman while saying, "smell this"...

And don't have to much to much rum eggnog and go down on that for a little bit... maybe until chocolate strawberry Valentine's Day. ;-)

[Wish4UrB00ty]

“You can pout those thighs right here honey! I am a dark meat kind of man!”

“I’m gonna need some of that gravy right here in my meat please!”

“Girl your stuffing is impeccable!”

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Well said brother, hahaha.

[Agape93]

Man i haven't been this stuffed with meat in weeks

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Yesterday I had a Turkey hat on & there was a group of ladies & they loved my hat. One of the ladies said your hat is making me hungry, I want a Turkey leg & stuffing. The other lady said I want your cranberry sauce & I started laughing & said I bet you do.

[NathanDavis]

I just don't say naughty things around family... lol

[Sevenpointfive]

i haven't seen that much stuffing since your bachelorette party

[call_me_scar]

Trump

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I guarantee that will be the talk of someone’s table.