What GAG section would you choose for a Christmas family chat?

It's Christmas day, dinners delayed, the kids are crying because you forgot the batteries, granny's telling everyone "I won't be here next Christmas" and the wines disappearing quick.

You need to save the day with a good old fashioned family discussion. Now where can you get inspiration from? That's right, GAG.

Everyone's staring at you to pick out a question. So what GAG category do you go to and why?
What GAG section would you choose for a Christmas family chat?
What GAG section would you choose for a Christmas family chat?
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