Guys, Will you sign my Christmas petition?

[OldBlue]

You can still roast chestnuts by an open fire, but gifts are every other year.

Christmas is a wonderful time of year, and ask any cop (if we still have any) what time of year domestic violence goes through the roof.

[exitseven]

Sign Exitseven's name to this. Can we do this retroactively?

[OldBlue]

Thankfully I'm not drinking Pepsi.

And while we're doing retroactive stuff... Can we be reimbursed for our student loans?

I'm going to ask that question! lol

[exitseven]

I want to be reimbursed for my mortgage. I am afraid that Biden will decide to forgive everyone's mortgage when we get closer to next November and he is scraping the ground in all the polls. I will be pissed because I worked extra hard to pay off my mortgage early.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO

[OldBlue]

You’re welcome.

[AviatorTom]

Yes, think of all the money we'd save.

[OldBlue]

Christmas would be a magical time of year, if it wasn't brought to you by MasterCard.

[BadApple69]

No sorry!
Christmas is a wonderful time of year, and needs to be celebrated for the joyous and wonderful time it is… the (celebrated time of Jesus’s birth).
Just because some men/women use it as an excuse to beat their spouses doesn’t mean we change the holiday… we need to change the punishment for beating your spouse.
You could spend a life time trying to remove all the triggers for people’s bad behaviors and never get close to doing it.

[OldBlue]

Nice answer.

[BadApple69]

Thank you!

[jamesgoldman]

With the money it makes me
Absolutely not

[OldBlue]

Would you like it to be twice per year?

[jamesgoldman]

Nah I like have a break between Valentine's and boot fair season and again before Christmas kicks off

[OldBlue]

Makes sense.

[Wise4myage]

Indeed I would.

[OldBlue]

You could still enjoy sleigh rides, s'mores and Ho Ho Hoes, but just no presents!

[Wise4myage]

That works for me, lol.

[OldBlue]

A few of us used to go to a Vietnamese restaurant after work. We just went to the lounge and tossed a couple back. The owner of the place was named: "Ho." We had a lot of fun razzing him. But at Christmas, "Ho" is just a part of the season. He rolled with the punches. :)

[Wise4myage]

Sounds like he had a good sense of humor.

[OldBlue]

He always had a smile on his face, so it was hard to tell. We brought a spool of ribbon and some tape. We decorated his bar, and he loved it.