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If i'm married, my wife will be a housewife, i'd suggest that she prepares for me a small table where she'll put some sliced cold carrots, cold small bottles of beer, some roasted and salted nuts... etc
We play cards, if i win, she'll go to the bedroom, turn the A/C on till the bedroom becomes like a fridge, than she'll tell me to come in, she'll be topless, only wearing a sexy G-string and will dance using seductive moves telling me: "do you want BABE, i'm all yours" hahaha 😂
We'll have a wild sex session until we are out of breath than we will hug each other and have a deep sleep...😁
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Well, I certainly wouldn't be dancing, that's for sure. I have no rhythm. Besides, I wouldn't lose in cards anyway because I am very proficient in card and board games. So I guess my partner would be dancing for me in that scenario lmao
If we were wanting to make it erotic though, I would totally be down for strip pool. I am not horrible at it, but not great either. Should be a fair match unless my partner is a pool shark lol
Still no dancing, but at least they can say they watched me lose an article of clothing for each loss I had.
Just don't mind me if I add a lot of clothes on beforehand.
Funny miss Bri Bri, you made me laugh, who cares if she knows how to dance or not, what matters is the fun part, don't worry she'll learn a couple of moves for her man 😜
By the way, you're underestimating yourself too much, with that wild hair of yours you'll give your partner a deadly night session hahaha
Lol I really need to send a different photo where my hair is even worse.
Hahaha 😂
The worse is the better 🤣
Snitch girl ☻
No need to watch a live feedback when you have Bri Bri haha
I'm married and I'm a guy and my wife's a housewife.
I make sure I warn enough so she doesn't need to worry about housework.
In this way, we can go out and eat and drink and live life without the concerns of life.
Oh not just Saturday nights. We have sex whenever we want, anytime we want. Younger days we even tried it outdoors in public area like beaches (secluded) and in the shallow sea full of people (water murky) and in the hospital.
Well, married life is all about two, never one anymore. Hence plan when both you and her enjoys. And do it before kids arrive.
Don't plan short term. And keep track of family accounting. Never fun to be in debt. Yes, life short. Have a lot of fun, together.
Thanks for sharing, i wish you both to stay together forever happy ☺️
Thanks. 29 years coming 30, and counting 💪
👍🏻👍🏻
Dear Tony.
I can tell you categorically that you would not be getting that kind of service from me, especially and more so, the laying of the table and basically being a general dogsbody, servant and slave.
In closing, what exactly would be your contribution to this extremely one sided situation.
Emma.
Hello miss Emma Mary, after all this long time knowing me, i'm surprised that you're still asking me such a question as if you don't know me...
You have started it in the wrong way, this thought that you have inside your head that if a woman serves her husband than she's a slave and a dog is totally wrong 🤦🏻♂️
You tell me, what does a housewife do? 🤔
If i'm working outside to provide for her and taking good care of her and bringing the food on the table and assuring that she needs no one and have a roof over her head and heal her when she's sick... etc, am i slave to her then 🤷🏻♂️
She's serving her own husband, she's taking care of him and making sure that he's happy, she's treating him the same way he's treating her...
There are no master and slave, it's just that their roles are different and there is no such thing, who give more in this relationship, it's not a competition, both are giving all what they can give for the sake of their love, marriage, and family...
It makes me sad, that i was just trying to send positive vibes to all the couples out there and teach them how they can be happy together because i was happy and thinking how much i would of enjoyed it, if inwas married and suddenly i read this, if this message was from someone other than you, i wouldn't mind because they don't know me, but seeing that it's coming from you made me feel surprised...
I'll never be with a woman who thinks that if i ask for anything, she'll think that she's a slave, than me too, whenever she asks me about anything, i'll tell her that i'm not a slave too, what's funny about it, you can go there and favor strangers claiming that it's an act of kindness but when it comes to your husband, oh i'm not a slave 🤦🏻♂️
You do remember who i am right and what my beliefs are!!
Even my dear friend @Ez-Bri-Z_v2 whom knew me from a short period of time knows how i think and treats me in the kindest possible way, while you knew me from years and still not knowing or having doubts about me...
Tony darling, of course we have known each other years, and please don't take things so personally.
I sincerely do apologise if I have offended and upset you in any way, this was never my intention.
However, over the years we have naturally discovered that we have many different views on both marriage and life in general, and we have always agreed to differ amicably, and I hope that we can do so again on this occasion.
No problem, we might differ in our thoughts and everything but one thing is for sure to me, you're always going to be that kind hearted lady who was my long time friend and will always be my close friend, not only that i like you but i like your family too whom i have never met because of you, thanks 🙂
Saturday nights are for the comares, so I would go out dancing with my girlfriends until my husband got home in the morning.
What does comares means? Is it friends 😂
It seems that you husband works night shifts...
I guess I would play video games with my wife :P
Leave it till the next day until the afternoon, there are more important things to be done 😁
I’m judging you at “will be a housewife” - this isn’t the 1950s. Women work now. She can’t be a slave to you while you sit on your lazy arse expecting her to do everything for you.
I really hope you never marry.
Thanks for being offensive 😏
I enjoy living my life as if i were in the 50's...
Your hopes are not going to happen and you're aware of this fact, i guess that you just have to suck it up 😄
Your's sounds good!
Hell yeah my friend 😁👍🏻