What is the naughtiest/strangest present you have ever received?

[smahala1991]

For me the stragest gift I ever recieved. We were at a college dorm association meeting and we were playing dirty santa (mystery gift game) and my number present that I got was a box of condoms. My mystery gift I bought was a Charlie Brown Christmas tree, which I thought was cute. What about y'all what were some strange gifts you ever recieved

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It doesn't have to be sexual in any way. It can just be random or strange

[Esplorare]

Sexy Truth or Dare. :) It's a red and black tube containing over 50 sticks. On each stick, one side is painted red for dare and the other is painted black for truth. On the back of the tube is written...

"This racy game of truth or dare features 100 sexy seductions that are sure to heat up your love life in the bedroom and beyond. Pick a stick to reveal your dirty destiny, and let the games begin!"

*randomly picks 3*

TRUTH: What kinky costume would you want to see me dressed in?
DARE: Cover me with kisses, starting at my toes and ending at the top of my head.

TRUTH: If we were staring in a porn film, what roles would you have us play?
DARE: Strip me naked and bathe me, using lots of slippery suds. When I'm all clean, lets get dirty.

TRUTH: Which toy would you choose to use on me: feather, whip, or handcuffs?
DARE: Knock on the door. When I answer, we are total strangers. Lets have a crazy one night stand.

Oh, how I love this game lol

[smahala1991]

wow! lol sounds very umm... interesting lol

[Esplorare]

@Asker it's certainly one of my favorite games. :) it's always fun to pull it out with a devlish grin and see the guy's reaction!

[smahala1991]

very nice lol.

[Esplorare]

tehehehe

[R3d_Anonymous]

If only I had a girl to do this with...*sigh*

I've been wanting to do this kind of thing for years.

[Deezyy]

The naughtiest gift I ever received was lingerie from my first love on Valentine's day. I was surprised lol. But he also gave me a heart shaped diamond necklace so that was sweet. Another one is dirty movies lol.

[9mfeo]

A bedazzled hammer, screwdriver and drill combination.

[smahala1991]

wow, that is strange no lie lol

[OrdinaryGentleman]

A dildo at a party with some jrotc guys... they were proud I got the black dildo I guess they give out one to prank one of the people in their group... Christmas time... it was fucking weird.

[SaintRichie23]

My aunt gave me chapstick a can of Lysol, and a pencil case for my 21st birthday. I love it!

[R3d_Anonymous]

Never got a strange gift. That's how boring my life is.