If everything was free in a store for 30 minutes, what store would you shop at?

[ariadneR]

[WhiteSteve]

Is the stock “market” allowed to be a store? I’d like infinity shares of Amazon, Microsoft, Google, Walmart, Nvidia, Palantir, and since it’s all free and no risk if there’s a loss, just get me a ton of shares of ALL the IPO’d businesses in the fields of Artificial Intelligence and Genetic Sequencing. If you need me, I’ll be at my beach house in Maui…. or Cabo…or Turks & Caicos…or Seychelles…or Nantucket…. or Nice…or Bali…. one of those. Depends on the vibe I’m feeling that week, lmao

If it has to be a regular store…. probably a jewelry store. Best (and probably most reliable) resale value without needing a warehouse to stash it all👍👍

[NamerOfStars]

Probably a car dealership. Or, if I had to be able to physically leave with the stuff, a store that sold lottery tickets. In less boring terms: a board game store. They tend to be light (ish), and stack easily; I could make it out with a TON. Or perhaps a harp store; I could upgrade to something apocalyptically fancy, and a good pedal harp can COST as much as a car, so it's still good to grab more than one.

By the way, that "apocalyptically fancy" wasn't an exaggeration; here's a picture of Lyon and Healy's Louis XV, which costs as much as a HOUSE:

Since it was introduced in 1916, they've sold THREE.

and here's a closeup of the filigree, with real gold leaf:

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

The grocery store. I’m not worried about reselling shit but it would be nice to not have to worry about food for a week and keep that money for myself.

[rachel776]

hahaa right about now Tiffany, free or paid 🤞

[NathanDavis]

Home Depot...

and I would build a damned fort... on a tree

a few trees... actually

[DaBiggestBird]

I would go to Target and get Pokémon cards. They’re the only store in my area that doesn’t have either dogshit or nothing. I mean seriously, whose dumbass idea was it to make Shrouded Fable and those disgusting Peppa Pig character looking ass “legendary” Pokémon from Paldea? They literally got some scrubs who produced Steven Universe and told them “get to work”. Disgusting

[DryGermanGuy]

Grocery store... getting enough for the next six to eight weeks!

[SixFootSexy]

High end watch, tech, camera, or jewelry store. Basically anywhere you could retire after looting everything.

[D_Bone_Steak]

It's taking all my will power not to make a CVS Pharmacy joke right now.

[the29thhuman]

I’d go get a bunch of grocery shopping gift cards with the highest price on them, and then go get a nice vehicle or motor home

[Raphaëlle]

A big grocery store. It has food, tech, clothes and toys as well.

[Nik1hil]

I am over booking Brothels for future dates!.. and Paying Right now..

[DJB72]

Blades and Triggers - it's a chain with archery and air rifles locally.

[beefcakebradybatson]

A Western store so I can but a dozen or so pairs of Wranglers jeans and shirts, cowboy boots and buckles.

[LiamJHayden]

A jeweler or a place that sells precious metals and has the coins and bars on site.

[Anonymous]

Isn't this basically every day in California?

[gatixek710]

McLaren dealership

[Account]

Tech/Gadget shop.

It is my thing.

[Kelly6]

@ariadneR Jewelry store

[Simslover92]

Probably Walmart. It has everything you need.

[slatyb]

Porsche dealership

[FunkyMonkee]

Val Shively's Records or Jerry's Records.

[Jennz6]

A grocery store

[bowenw]

Probably prime beef roasts.

[Wise4myage]

Grocery store for sure.

[renodnol32]

Do property agencies count?

[RedInnocent69]

My local jeweller

[Agape93]

A pharmacy

[jackieistired]

I like the way you think

[Amur8711]

Ha this is every day up to $1000 in California!

[Adana01]

In the computer warehouse...

[jjj101010]

Real estate agents

[exitseven]

Home Depot.

[jackieistired]

A car dealership

[Bklynbadboy12]

Zales

[ariadneR]

Get me something nice lol

[Bklynbadboy12]

I got you boo!

[TheWombRaider]

Amazon