What do you buy?

[12karen]

You're at a shop and buy 3 items. The goal is to make the cashier as uncomfortable as possible.

[Firestar01]

A bottle of chilli sauce, a condom and the largest gourd I can get my hands on.

[Wallythewalrus2]

A bottle of sleeping pills, a butchers knife and a camping cookbook.

[IslaTheWitch]

depends on the cashier's gender, age, place they came from...

it's not like all people are embarrassed by the same things...

but probably buying a rope, big knife and a huge plastic bag can make them call for police :D

[genericname85]

i just need 2 things. i'd get a large salad cucumber and a tub of vaseline. if i had to get a third item, i'd also get an aubergine or something to that effect.

[genericname85]

or maybe a bag of condoms instead of the aubergine.

[NathanDavis]

her panties, her bra and... I think that should do it (=

[slippery2000]

Rope, duct tape, condoms

[animesenpai]

Pineapple condom lube

[LiamS95]

Condoms, KY jelly and wipes.

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Condoms, diapers and baby food.

[Anonymous]

Seitan, Tofu and Tempeh :P