What should I get my boyfriend for his birthday?

[MoonFace2]

He asked only for money, gift cards or consumables. I know there are very luxury fruity yoghurts and good quality coffee jars that he’d enjoy but wouldn’t think of spending on himself. Are these good ideas?

[bralesswonder]

Your in a very unicorn position as the girlfriend. His buddies, his parents, even his siblings all have to agonize over what to get him. You however don't. Is his belly fully and his balls empty? Talk to his mom and ask her what his favorite meal is and than make that for him. Buy a school girl outfit off of Amazon and wear that for him during sex. Bonus points if you let him tie you the bed (bondage) during sex.

[bralesswonder]

I meant a unique position, not a unicorn position

[spartan55]

None of those choices are appealing. Do an experience instead.

[ABC1x1x]

You should get him a birthday card reducing masculinity to farting dad jokes or incompetent man jokes. Dudes love that shit

[Anonymous]

Buy him an oversized sex toy that he can watch you use on yourself. It's win win.

[hello4433]

I guess you'll enjoy that gift a lot if you received it