Most ridiculous answers only: what can you buy in this store?

[Chazmatazz269]

Certainly the very concept of Unnecessary Necessities” is more American than baseball and apple pie in this age of unabashed consumerism. I love a great thrift shop more than most though and i really wish this store was near my place.
Most bizarre or ridiculous answers only: what do you think you could buy in a shop that specializes in things you will never need?

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Shopping & gifts

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This question is meant to read like the classic “wrong answers only” type postulations. I chose “ridiculous” in order to prevent people from going straight to necessities that might be found in a store for non-necessities. Be creative and have fun with it!

[purplepoppy]

Wonder who bought that inflatable alien sex doll. Probably the same type of guy who got a boner by the "knives" sign.

[purplepoppy]

I'm going for plastic underwear

[NoDecision]

That wasn't "knives", it was "knaves". And what name goes with "knaves"? The fool, jester, or joker.

[Chazmatazz269]

I’m pretty sure you can only buy the knives sign there. Nobody goes through life never needing a knife. Hey! I’m a poet and didn’t know it! 😂😂

[CherryLove007]

Probably many in stock :)

[Xawyx-2]

Probably some kind of lamps, toys, figurines etc.

[Xawyx-2]

Thanks for the MHO

[exitseven]

Baseball cap visor straightener.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[queenofcardio]

Banana peels , toenail clippings , used tissue paper

[BonzoInBitburg]

used paint

[Hagar88]

Dignity