How do you clean up a bathroom tub full of someone's pubes?

[Anonymous]

So I just heard from my sister that someone shaved their area and left pubes everywhere. So I go into my bathroom and it was true. EVERYWHERE in my bath tub is a pube. I was considering waiting for my mom to clean it, but damn. This is GROSS. I have friends coming over and I'm not gonna wait. So I need tips on how to clean it. Since my siblings refuse to fess up on who did it or help clean.
This is truly the job nobody wants to do, ever.

[Anonymous]

I understand it may be gross, but actually how many pubes are there? The area is not that large unless Cousin It is a member of your family.

If you had to clean up a diarrheal mess or vomit, I might be more sympathetic.

[Asker]

It looks like you just shaved a small hamster.

[Asker]

Take that back, medium hamster.

[findingdreamland]

That is really gross. lol Throw some water there. And any cleaner product. The pubes gonna be collected somewhere. So you can take them easily from there with a help of gloves.

[MsAwkward]

I hate to say it but get some paper towel wet and wipe/pick it up and flush it. Really gross but ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

[Ankhesenamun]

Eww, you call a cleaning company? i don't even know.

[Asker]

I'm 15. So I don't have a job to pay for it and my friends will be here tomorrow morning.
Unless I want my friends disgusted as much as I am, it's gotta get done.
I'm so done with my family right now.

[Ankhesenamun]

Use thick gloves and some tools, avoid touching them i suppose.

[THE_Godfather]

Use a large glass or small bucket & rinse them down the drain. After their gone get a sponge & wipe down the tub with Lysol, then fill up the tub about 1/4 of the way & let it drain.

[Asker]

My tub is also like, clogged. I have no idea what is down the drain, but like I can't fix it.

[THE_Godfather]

It has to be clogged from soap & other hairs that fall out when we bathe & shower.
You can try a drain cleaner if there's some at home.
Now you have to get some rubber gloves & damp paper towels & get them up that way

[Asker]

I may just ask my mom to help in the morning. It's 2AM, I've been working at it for hours..

[myspacemybroke]

Dampen a bit of toilet paper or paper towel, wipe up hair.

[dhendable]

In a haz-mat suit lol. P. S. at least one of your siblings are an inhuman monster

[CasaNorba]

just flushes it down. spray water and detergents towards the toilets base and flush it again till you see no more

[abundantlyrich]

This is common in the toilet (moating?) and bathroom of guys too. Yuck.

[sajes]

damp paper towel idea should be the best method, I believe.

[Anonymous]

Get a scubby and some MR. Clean.. SEE YOU IN AN HOUR OR TWO... fuck you life right now :( good luck, girly...

[Opinion Owner]

your*

[Asker]

Im trying to just like spray them down because I don't want to touch some random person's pubes. Not gonna happen. Not in a million yearsss.

[Opinion Owner]

Ugh... Bathroom Duty~! :((( Slitting my own rists has seemed like the more favorable option at times lmbo...

[Anonymous]

You should be raising hell the whole time

[billluc69]

lol, they are all over in the dorm showers