Is at least one of your bathrooms super clean right now?

Question

Is it so squeaky clean the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump?

"Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump."

Screenwriter · Accepted Answer

My mom always said you can tell how clean someone truthfully is by their bathroom. I refer to the film "White Palace" with James Spader and Susan Sarandon.

Guy wakes up in a woman's sloppy apartment near the railroad tracks after going home drunk with her. House IS a train wreck. He needs the toilet, trips over old sandwiches and whatnot, and it's still dark in the apartment and outside. He finally finds the light in the bathroom and the bathroom is, right you are, spotless and better yet, lovely. An oasis.

Add kitchen to that and that seals the deal. It's OK to have dishes in the sink, as long as there isn't an oily ring around the water and bugs doing the backstroke across it. A clean refrigerator is a good sign too. Knowing that. a person cares enough to keep themselves clean and important parts of their home clean: where they clean themselves and where they make food, makes all the difference in the world.

meetkitty123 · Accepted Answer

Somewhat not too clean
It isn't "dirty" in the sense that the tub toilet or sink is uncleaned. That is maintained. My issue is the washer machine broke and my laundry has been delayed. I have it contained to one corner. Pack ready to carry out. Only thing I have not been able to go. 3 weekends ago had a family member getting out of the hospital. 2 weekends ago was a funeral and this weekend was spent in the hospital. Today Im sitting with a family member in surgical recovery. Honestly I need to get to it and the rest of the house! I would never let my bathroom or my house get like in that horrible picture!

ChrisMaster69 · Accepted Answer

Yeah I had visitors the other day, night so it’s like a cleaning crew have been through the place.

bathroom spotless, shower spotless, bedroom spotless and bedding changed.

i do tend to keep them clean and fresh.

HighlyVolatile · Accepted Answer

The ceramic floor tiles are a little bit stained; not too dirty but a little bit of grime in between the tiles. I need to scrub them. That's a good thing I should do today.

Apple1996 · Answer

My bathroom is always decently clean. My kids tho... prob not clean.

CurlyGirl42 · Answer

It's fairly clean, which it is 90 % of the time. It is never spotless, because I don't do the whole thing in the same day. I keep clean regularly over time.. so one day I clean the toilet, another the sink, the shower, the mirror, the windows, dusting off items. Sometimes I do 2-3 things at once, but never everything.
Besides, there is a lot of calcium in the water here, so it quickly appears non-shining unless I remove the water right after use. I do this with the shower, but I don't bother with the sink.

TransAm85 · Answer

Funny u ask a question like this.. I have a bathroom obsession. I don't have OCD, but I have a clean bathroom problem! I think it's b/c when I was a kid and my little bro was drugged up on Ritalin for his ADHD, he used to wake up in the middle of the night like a zombie to go pee but he'd pee all over the place! And b/c my mom was working, I would have to clean it up! Childhood trauma..

CrazyGirl2 · Answer

All of my bathrooms are perfectly clean… they may look messy vis a vis makeup on the countertops, as I don’t always have the time to straighten it out before I leave for school, but I am a stickler for a clean bathroom. And as for my two tenants, they know my feelings on keeping the bathrooms clean, and thankfully they share my obsession with keeping them clean!

Kayla45 · Answer

It's mostly clean, I didn't put away my straightening iron or my makeup though, so it's on the bathroom sink.

SweedyPie · Answer

Ewwwww that dirty one could've made me run and pee outside in the grass. Trust me, I would lol. Not for anyone to see but no fcking way I was peeing in there 👀👀👀

Lucy68 · Answer

I clean my bathroom at almost every day, right now it's not cause I just did a charcoal facial but it'll get clean in the morning it's late now (it's 1 am where I live) and I'm sleepy 😴

midnightmoon05 · Answer

Cleaning ladies always do a good job. generally speaking, we keep the house/bathrooms clean/clutter free for 2 weeks to a month… then they come and make it look like a hotel

Emilyis · Answer

My bathrooms are ALWAYS clean. Towels are not allowed on the floor and all shower walls and doors have to be squiggied. There is hamper in the bathroom.

dustybiker · Answer

No. Windows were open this weekend and been busy. The cleanest is a bit dusty. Important parts are sterile. Tomorrow is another day.

Snsl153 · Answer

God yes! My bathroom (and toilet) is SO clean you could literally dispense with a plate and eat directly off the floor!

Tiptoetamm · Answer

Yes I keep my place clean I have a little ocd so I prefer things really clean and picked up organized

KrisPW · Answer

Hall bathroom is always pretty clean. Our bathroom in the bedroom is fairly clean, but is certainly due a good once over.

Apulu_Imback · Answer

Fairly clean. All three bathrooms in my home. It is spotless when it is washed. It has been like 5-6 days when it was cleaned last time.

LovingLoverReturned · Answer

HEHE imagine having a black bathroom... rely on routine or sight. Nice... see you showing off your Spanish skills :p

Bricealan · Answer

The Pope himself, and even maybe all of Jesus's disciples would eat off of the floor in my master bathroom, it is that sterile!!!

menina · Answer

They're both fairly clean. I cleaned one of them yesterday.

DonkeyDan · Answer

I'm a bit OCD about cleaning, so all my bathrooms are spotless.

NathanDavis · Answer

all of them are spotless clean... even apt for NASA to calibrate their next high-tech telescope

Redstang88 · Answer

No. Got 2 roomies and I’m sick and tired of being the only that cleans it

Pudsmucker · Answer

It is not fun to live with and a person that has OCD.

Dinosaursandanime65 · Answer

It’s not like anything you see in TV shows but it’s definitely not dirty.

EnglishEuropean · Answer

In other news, Hartman is a legend. Right after the end of the clip he makes Joker Platoon Leader.

Adam1978 · Answer

No I don't do super cleaning ever.

douride2 · Answer

I only have one bathroom & yes it is clean.

Cherry234 · Answer

Not too clean but it's good enough.

Sour-rose · Answer

It's clean enough so mom stfu

aided_ · Answer

both bathrooms in my house are clean

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

Not too clean.. good enough though

NorthwestRider · Answer

I love cleaning so yes

Wise4myage · Answer

I just cleaned mine a few days ago.

LilyByte · Answer

My bathroom is pretty clean always

moonpie89 · Answer

Hhaha no

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